The Fall Guy
Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,But I've been seen with Farrah.I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field,Gone fast with a girl named Bo,But somehow they did not end up as mine.
It's a death defyin' life I lead,I take my chances.I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.But the hardest thing I ever doIs watch my leadin' ladiesKiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.
I might fall from a tall building,I might roll a brand new car.'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.
I never spend much time in schoolBut I taught ladies plenty.It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,blown up for Raquel Welch.But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge,Or Tarzan from a vine.'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.