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Everyone's A Tosser


Tripod Lyrics

 

Everyone's A Tosser by Tripod


SCOD
Everyone's a tosser
Everyone's a fool
Don't ever feel like you don't fit
'Cause Gatesy, everyone's a tool
YON
The louder that you say you're not
The more that it's the case
SCOD AND YON
Just like everybody else...
SCOD
... you're a real knob-face
GATESY
(Spoken) I'm a knob-face!
SCOD
Take our little Yonny
He's a total mong
YON
If you think that I look interesting
I'm sorry, you'd be wrong
GATESY
What about old Scoddy?
YON
You could write a book on him!
SCOD
You could call it "Knobby the Knobstickle"
GATESY
"And His Knobtastic Voyage"!
Everybody's a tosser
Everyone's a schmo
From Robert Louis Stevenson
ALL
To Edgar Allen Poe
We're all bloody cockpanks!
The experts all agree
SCOD
The experts, they're all tossers too
GATESY
Just like you and me
ALL
(To audience member) Madam, you're a knob-end
It's there for all to see
YON
Don't try to deny it
Do you think you're better than me?
ALL
The louder that you say you're not
The louder that you are
GATESY
You're a bonehead!
YON
You're a franger!
SCOD
You're a spazmo!
GATESY
You're a shwanger!
ALL
You're a tosser! It's a fact you can't ignore
GATESY
'Cause everyone's a tosser!
YON AND SCOD
(To Gatesy) But you, slightly more



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