Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches

Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Lyrics

[Too Short]
Baby, check this out
Yea you
I wanna ask you a question
Where is yo ass?
Babby, what happened?
A nigga like me I know what's up
I want a nasty b**ch with alotta butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no ass
But she's OK if she's got cash
b**ches, b**ches, b**ches
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**ches
I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin but b**ches with no ass
I woke up early feelin shabby
Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby
Cuz every morning you know I have
A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath
Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short
Thinkin about the day before
Thirty minutes after I woke out
I pulled a freak and took her to the house
She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt
She sucked my dick and then we f**ked
That good tight pussy, I wouldn't pass
A light-skinned freak with so much ass
At 1 P.M. I was f**kin away
I wanna do the same thing again today
I want b**ches, b**ches, and more b**ches
Invasion of the Flat Booty b**ches
The day my story made itself
Every b**ch I saw was flat as hell
I told myself I must need glasses
Where's them b**ches with the big brown asses
Me and my group just wanna be tough
Freak two b**ches then switch 'em up
It was 3:35, the strip was lit
Every two blocks I seen a b**ch
But that ain't nuthin but a cat
None of them b**ch didn't have no ass
Wait on the bus, some was walkin
Me and my homie just started talkin
I said, oh, she looks good
He said that ass is flat as wood
I said what about Vicky in the black
He said, Short, she's all that
b**ches, b**ch