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How'd the date end?

by The Mr. T Experience. Buy album CD: ...And the Women Who Love Them

I picked her up at the specified time.
I was dressed to the nines,
and she looked so blind,
in a pink sequin dress,
just a bit too tight,
and I was thinking this could be the night.
At the restaurant things were in full bloom.
She said she had to visit the ladies room.
It may have been just a visit,
but I guess along the way,
she decided that she'd extend her stay.
Did she ever come back?
No she never came back.
and the waiter was laughing as I paid the check.
We were going to go to the discotech.
(Actually at that point, that whole discotech idea,
was pretty much off).
On my way out, though, I chanced to see,
a girl at the bar making eyes at me.
So I said to myself, so this could be good.
We'll exchange smiles, phone numbers, and maybe even fluids.
So I bought her a drink, and I bought her two more,
and I asked her for her number as she walked out her door.
She said, "555-5555 and I live at number 55 drive."
Was it really her number?
No, it really was not,
and a ... is all I got,
when I tried to call it later on.
How'd the date end? Badly.
How'd the date end? Sadly.
It was not a love connection, nosiree.
How'd the date end? Terrible.
How'd the date end? Unbearable.
But that's not all, Chuck, as you will see.
I stumbled around 'til I found another bar,
which was good because I couldn't find my car.
I ordered a scotch and I drank it down,
and I did this several times 'til I lost count.
They picked me up where I'd fallen down.
I was read my rights and brought downtown.
I can't remember very much,
but I think it's safe to say that this date sucked.
How'd the date end? Terrible.
How'd the date end? Unbearable.
It was the worst thing that you ever saw.
How'd the date end? Horrible.
How'd the date end? Deplorable.
And now I've got a headache the size of Arkansas.
So Chuck, I don't care who the audience picked,
I'd rather be killed with a big sharp stick.
I'll stay on my own, it's my natural state,
whether or not I have a date.

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Album: ...And the Women Who Love Them (2002) Lyrics
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  1. Tapin' up my heart
  2. My stupid life
  3. I believe in you
  4. All my promises
  5. As Life Goes on, You Get More and More Out
  6. Checkers speech
  7. We hate all the same things
  8. Now that you are gone
  9. How'd the date end?
  10. Alternative is here to stay
  11. You today
  12. New girlfriend
  13. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
  14. Unpack Your Adjectives
  15. Sackcloth And Ashes (Demo)
  16. Semi-ok (Original Version)
  17. Is there something i should know?
  18. Sackcloth and ashes
  19. Semi-ok
  20. We are the future people of tomorrow
  21. Whistle bait
  22. Crash
  23. Another yesterday
  24. You alone
  25. Don't go breakin' my heart
  26. As Life Goes On, You Get More And More Out Of It
  27. King dork
  28. I Was Losing You All Along


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