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The Celebutard Chronicles

by The Faint. Buy album CD: Fasciinatiion

She's got the biggest tits. He's got the longest dick.
And I get to read about it every week.
You hear that sucking sound? It's culture going down.
Seaward with the C-words; submerged in shit with dreams to drown.

Baby, don't you want to throw it up now?
Just aim for the bowl and I'll hold back your gown.

This is my favorite ad I got on pay-per-view.
The vacant bitch in the convertible reminds me of you. Oh baby.
I'll watch my fuckin' mouth the day it gets a date with Ashlee Simpson, or stars in ads from TRESemme.

Is it the taste of vomit or the cocaine?
All the flashing lights or trashy magazines?
One thousand sunken eyes? The way she shows her thighs?
The million fucking dollars, the jet-skis, or the guys?
How 'bout those fucking aspirations? Aiming for the vacuous end.
I wanna need that respiration. I wanna get some press for it.0

Press it on. Press it down. it's already up in my face now. Oh baby.

I wanna see my name in lights. And throw up in my purse. And die. Hoo!

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Album: Fasciinatiion (2008) Lyrics
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  1. Blackout
  2. Building The Even More Perfect Asshole Parade
  3. Building The Perfect Asshole Parade -or- Scratching Off The Fleas
  4. Feed The Monkey, Drown The Worm -or- Goin' Home
  5. Huffing The Proverbial Line Off The Proverbial Dong -or- Blood & The Frog
  6. I'm So Happy I Could Just Cry Myself To Sleep -or- The Routes We Wander
  7. Little Triggers
  8. Look Ma! No Fans! -or- Do You Want Fries With These Songs?
  9. R.L. Burnouts Inc.
  10. The Angry Cry Of The Angry Pie
  11. The Celebutard Chronicles
  12. The La-Z-Boy 500
  13. The Longshoreman's Lament
  14. The Routes We Wander
  15. Unicorn Odyssey
  16. When I Give The Signal, Run!
  17. Get Seduced
  18. The Geeks Were Right
  19. Machine In The Ghost
  20. Fulcrum And Lever
  21. Psycho
  22. Mirror Error
  23. I Treat You Wrong
  24. Forever Growing Centipedes
  25. Fish In A Womb
  26. A Battle Hymn For Children


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