Spiderman

Spiderman Lyrics

ALRIGHTY
THIS IS A SONG

SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
DOES WHAT EVER A SPIDER CAN
IS HE STRONG
LISTEN BUD
HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
HEY THERE
THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
OW

IS HE STRONG?
LISTEN BUD
HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
CAN HE SWING
FROM A THREAD
TAKE LOOK
OVER HEAD
HEY THERE
THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
OW

DAVID DARK
COMING AT EM
HES GOT f**kING
ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP MOVES
HERE COMES SPIDEY
HES NOT f**kING REALLY SPIDEY
HIS MOVES DIDN'T WORK
BECAUSE HE'S f**kING SPIDEY

SPIDERMAN
DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT
HE LOOKS LIKE
CHEAP ASS
SPIDEY
WEARING THE NIKE SHOES
I CAN SEE THE f**kING BVDS
OUTLINE
OH f**k
STAY TOTALLY STILL
STAY TOTALLY STILL

ITS f**kING SASSAFRASSQUATCH
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HIM FOR TEN YEARS
AND NOWS MY CHANCE TO CAPTURE HIM
IM NOT MOVING
OH f**k

HES USING THE WEB
HES USING THE WEB
USING THE SPIDEY
HES FREEZING THE AUDIENCE
HES USING THE f**kING SPIDEY
THWA
IT didn't HOLD HIM
IT f**kING HOLDS ALMOST EVERYBODY
BUT IT didn't WORK ON SASS

HE f**kING USED A MATRIX MOVE
HE f**kING USED A MATRIX MOVE
DOUCHE
HA
WHAT A f**kING FOOL
WHAT THE f**k IS GOING DOWN
SOMEBODY HELP US

HES GOT THE TRANQUILIZER GUN
DAVID DARKS GOT THE TRANQUIL GUN
HE SHOT HIM IN THE ASS WITH A TRANQUILIZER GUN
BUT IT didn't
WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS COCK OUT
THAT'S NOT RIGHT

HERE COMES SASSAFRASS
HES f**kING REALLY p**sED OFF
NOW WHAT THE f**k IS HAPPENING TONIGHT
ITS LOOKING LIKE A FIGHT
NO

YOU SHOULDVE f**kING KNOWN
NOT TO PULL OUT YOUR DICK IN FRONT OF SASS
HELL RIP THAT sh*t RIGHT OFF
NOW you're f**kING BUMMED
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NO
NO
NO
DON'T MAKE HIM SUCK YOUR CHODE
AH JESUS

HES SUCKING ON HIS f**kING CHODE
HES GOING SHOOT A f**kING LOAD
IF I KNOW SASSAFRASS
HES GOING TO SHOOT A LOAD
AHH
THAT'S NON DAIRY CREAMER

WHAT THE f**k
THAT'S BAD NEWS BEARS
THAT'S A LOT OF CUM
That's WAY TOO MUCH SASS CUM
SASSAFRASS
HE HASN'T f**kING DONE ENOUGH

HES DRAGGING HIM BY THE FOOT
HES GETTING HIM IN POSITION
I DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR
BUT I THINK it's FINGER LICKING

THE ULTIMATE
AH NO
THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP
HES FLINGING sh*t
AND he's TAKING A DUMP

AH JESUS
WAIT A SECOND
HES GOT HIM TRICKED
THE OLD STICK FOR THE f**kING SASSAFRASS TRICK
WORKS EVERY TIME
SEE IF YOU CAN
KEEP HIM ALIVE
THAT RIPS
LIFE IS A GREAT BIG HANG UP
WHEN EVER there's A BANG UP
YOULL SEE SASSAFRASS AND SPIDERMAN
TAKING A sh*t ON DAVID DARK