I'm Not Gay (I Just Wish I Were)

I'm Not Gay (I Just Wish I Were) Lyrics

[Song also known as "Baby, Your Beard Hurts"]

So I say "forget it" while you reach, reach for the shotgun
You did it simple, but not close
You did on purpose
You serve a purpose on your own

And it was something like a movie's porn
And you both all drop your keys to the ignition
Squirm and lock,
'cause you don't turn that way

I make it
Out like a(n)
Accident all because it's true

I make it
Out like a(n)
Accident all because it's true

I make it (I'll make it...)
Out like a (Right from wrong and...)
Accident all because it's true

I make it (I'll make it...)
Out like a (right from wrong and...)
Accident all because it's true

I make it out like it's an accident
There's a fine line--blue's and purple
And I misplaced them
From my eyelids: (they're) coming out your stereo
I'm running circles on this town
It makes you, oh, so nervous
I'm a crash-course in de-sper-ation

I make it
Out like a(n)
Accident all because it's true

I make it
Out like a(n)
Accident all because it's true

I make it (I'll make it...)
Out like a (Right from wrong and...)
Accident all because it's true

I make it (I'll make it...)
Out like a (right from wrong and...)
Accident all because it's true

Break down up upon it
Let it get to you a closer way
Take time up upon it

(Turn it down while I hold this drama)
(Turn it down while)

You were on time
I wasn't on and
There were keys that
Made me stronger
What did you learn from a month of me?
This?
It's only this:
It's only this:
It's only this:

I make it
Out like a(n)
Accident all because it's true

I make it
Out like a(n)
Accident all because it's true