Pirelli's Miracle Elixer (by Edward Sanders, Helena Bonham Carter, And Johnny Depp) Lyrics

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Pirelli's Miracle Elixer (by Edward Sanders, Helena Bonham Carter, And Johnny Depp)


by Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street OST. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - W


Tobias:
Ladies and gentlemen!
May I have your attention, perlease?
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
To discover your pillow is covered with hair
Wot ought not to be there?
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
From now on you can waken at ease.
You need never again have a worry or care,
I will show you a miracle marvelous rare.
Gentlemen, you are about to see
Something wot rose from the dead—
On the top of my head!
'Twas Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir,
Th at's wot did the trick, sir,
True, sir, true.
Was it quick, sir?
Did it in a tick, sir,
Just like an elixir
Ought to do!
How about a bottle, mister?
Only costs a penny, guaranteed.
Does Pirelli's
Stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir,
'Tis unique.
Rub a minute—
Stimulatin', I'n' it?
Soon you'll have to thin it
Once a week!
Todd:
Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?

Mrs.Lovett:
Are we standing near an open trench?

-Duet-
Todd:
(Mrs.Lovett:)
Must be standing near an open trench!
(Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stench? )

Tobias:
Buy Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir:
Anything wot's slick, sir,
Soon sprouts curls.
Try Pirelli's!
When they see how thick, sir,
You can have your pick, sir,
Of the girls!...

-DUET AS FOLLOWS-

Tobias: Todd:
... Wanna buy a bottle, missus? What is this?

-DUET AS FOLLOWS-

Todd: Mrs. Lovett:
Smells like piss. What is this?
Looks like piss! Smells like piss!
This is piss. Piss with ink! Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear.

Tobias:
Let Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir
Activate your roots, sir—

Todd:
Keep it off your boots, sir—
Eats right through.

Tobias:
Yes, get Pirelli's!
Use a bottle of it!
Ladies seem to love it—

Mrs. Lovett:
Flies do, too!




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Album: Other Songs A - W Lyrics
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  1. A Little Priest (by Helena Bonham Carter & Johnny Depp)
  2. Alms! Alms! (by Jaime Campbell Bower And Laura Michelle Kelly)
  3. Epiphany (by Helena Bonham Carter, Jamie Campbell Bower & Johnny Depp)
  4. Final Scene (Time- 10:21) (by Alan Rickman, Helena Bonham Carter, Jamie Campbell Bower, Jayne Wisene
  5. God, Thats Good! (by Edward Sanders & Helena Bonham Carter)
  6. Green Finch And Linett Bird (by Jayne Wisener)
  7. Johanna (1:16) (by Jaime Campbell Bower)
  8. Johanna (Time- 5:42) (by Jamie Campbell Bower, Johnny Depp & Laura Michelle Kelly)
  9. Ladies And Their Sensitivities (by Alan Rickman & Timothy Spall)
  10. My Friends (by Helena Bonham Carter And Johnny Depp)
  11. No Place Like London (by Jamie Campbell Bower And Johnny Dep)
  12. Pirelli's Miracle Elixer (by Edward Sanders, Helena Bonham Carter, And Johnny Depp)
  13. Poor Thing (by Helena Bonham Carter And Johnny Depp)
  14. Pretty Women (by Alan Rickman & Johnny Depp)
  15. The Contest (by Johnny Depp, Sacha Baron Cohen & Timothy Spall)
  16. The Worst Pies In London (by Selena Bonham Carter)
  17. Wait (by Helena Bonham Carter & Johnny Depp)

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