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Can't Get A Tan Lyricsby Surf Punks Buy album CD: My Beach I, I can't get a tan I'm not a man Even though I drive a van Still can't get a tan I've used cocoa butter, tanning oil, even ultra-ban Sunlamps, microwave, General Electric's greatest fan Can't get a tan, etc. Girls like guys with dark Hawaiian skin Hey pass the Crisco I'll do anything to win Oh what a drag I look like a fag I can't get any girls even though I have hot curls I just can't get a tan, etc. Mommy was a stripper Daddy was a jerk Do you know what time it is? Oh I'm late for work Oh I just gotta get that tan I'm just here for the chicks That's why I want that tan I'm running out of licks Frying in this pan - sssss Don't tell me that I'm white I know you're tan as toast Let's turn off the lights Now do I still look like a ghost? I just can't get a tan, etc. He's so stupid, why doesn't he stop to think He might as well forget it, he's just turning pink Haven't we met before Oh god what a line Just forget about that tan Gotta get back to the mine La la...
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