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Can't Get A Tan

by Surf Punks. Buy album CD: My Beach

I, I can't get a tan
I'm not a man
Even though I drive a van
Still can't get a tan

I've used cocoa butter, tanning oil, even ultra-ban
Sunlamps, microwave, General Electric's greatest fan

Can't get a tan, etc.

Girls like guys with dark Hawaiian skin
Hey pass the Crisco I'll do anything to win
Oh what a drag I look like a fag
I can't get any girls even though I have hot curls

I just can't get a tan, etc.
Mommy was a stripper
Daddy was a jerk
Do you know what time it is?
Oh I'm late for work

Oh I just gotta get that tan

I'm just here for the chicks
That's why I want that tan
I'm running out of licks
Frying in this pan - sssss

Don't tell me that I'm white
I know you're tan as toast
Let's turn off the lights
Now do I still look like a ghost?

I just can't get a tan, etc.

He's so stupid, why doesn't he stop to think
He might as well forget it, he's just turning pink
Haven't we met before
Oh god what a line
Just forget about that tan
Gotta get back to the mine

La la...

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Album: My Beach (1980) Lyrics
cd Buy "My Beach" CD
  1. A World Of Our Own
  2. Beer Can Beach
  3. Big Top
  4. Bird Bathroom
  5. Can't Get A Tan
  6. Closer Than Friends
  7. Happy
  8. I Live For The Sun
  9. Letter From Hawaii
  10. Meet Me At The Beach
  11. My Beach
  12. My Wave
  13. Never Gonna Let You Down
  14. Punch Out At Malibu
  15. Shoulder Hopper
  16. Shower Me With Your Love
  17. Somebody Ripped My Stick
  18. Sunao Na Niji (honest Rainbow)
  19. Surfer's Nitemare
  20. Teenage Girls
  21. The Dummies
  22. The First Time
  23. The Surf Instructor
  24. The Surfmen


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