Send Me Your Money

Send Me Your Money Lyrics

Lights, camera, silence on the set
Welcome to the Church of Suicidal
Tape rolling, 3-2-1 action
An important message I must bring to your attention
We'll have a sermon and a wonderful recital
But before we go on there's something I must mention
I was in meditation and prayer last night
I was awakened by a shining bright light
Overhead a glorious spirit, he gave me a message and you all
Need to hear it
He said to "Send me your money"
"Send me your money," that's what he said
There ain't a hell of a lot I can do for you
Now if you can only send a dollar or two
But if you want to see heaven's door
Make out a check for five hundred or more
"Send me your money," do you hear what I said?
"Send me your money"

Now give me some silence, for all you sinners
Now give me some bass, um yea that's how he likes it
Now give me some bass, yea that was funky
Now take them on home Brother Clark, send me your money
His only god is the almighty dollar
Here comes another con hiding behind a collar
He ain't no prophet, he ain't healer
He's just a two bit goddamn money stealer
Send me your money
Send it, you got to send it
Send me your money
You hear what I'm saying?
Send it, send it
Send me your money
How much you give is your own choice
But to me it is the difference between a Porsche and a Rolls Royce
I want you to make it hurt when you dig into your pocket
Cause it makes me feel so good to watch my profits rocket
Send me your money
Now dig in deep, dig real deep into your pocket
We'll take cash, we'll take checks
I want you to make it hurt!
We'll take credit cards, we'll take jewelry
So whose gonna be the next king of the fakers
We'll take your momma's dentures if they got gold in them
Whose gonna take the place of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker?
See my momma, she didn't raise no fool
Couse you can't put a price on a miracle
Amen