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Kicked In The Balls

by Sud Sound System. Buy album CD: Tradizioni

{*a parody of Wyclef Jean's song "We're Trying to Stay Alive"*}

Kicked in the balls!

Looki-looki-lookin' sharp on a Saturday night
Hangin' out with my friends at a club and everything is alright
Pickin' up a hot lady is the plan
With a skirt short enough to wear as a headband
I step to a girl and I make my moves
Then I step right back with a nice fresh bruise
I found another woman lightin' up the place
She took one look at me and then slapped my face
But worst of 'em all was a woman named Louise
Who channeled all her power to a point on her knees
She hit me so hard that I felt time freeze
And I thought that my nuts were gonna split like peas
I can not describe all the pain I had inside
Prayin' for a quick death, let me take a breath
(inhale) Someone run
Get on the phone and call 911

I do more than write rhymes I don't step out of line
I like to take a lady out and show her a good time
Every minute planned out nothin' can go wrong
And I don't put my hands where they don't belong
A girl better know that she's lucky to be
With a guy like me 'cause I'm the best you see
I'm one of a kind, what can I say, I'm great
And no woman of mine better ever gain weight
Right about then it's time to say goodbye
And I get these weird looks from her I don't know why
And instead of a kiss I get a hell of a kick
And I get all shrivelled up where I should be thick
I'm quite surprised by my sudden condition
Hunched over on the ground in the fetal position

Kicked in the balls!

Well you can tell by the way I hold my nuts
I'm in lots of pain, I might bust a gut
Crawlin' on the floor tryin' hard to inhale
Hope my vision comes back because I don't know braille
I got a bad feeling that I ruined my clothes
And I hope my stomach don't come out my nose
If I make it to the door then I stand a chance
Gotta find some ice to put down my pants
I don't understand why this happened to me
I just asked if she was Debbie from this movie I seen

Yo, I slip up, slip up, then she kick up, kick up
And I throw up, throw up, and now I'm coughin' up blood
Then I hiccup, hiccup, try to shut up, shut up
And I pick up, pick up myself and die on the rug

Hey yo Spice is cryin', I think he's dyin'
I don't think he can breathe but he's tryin'
That's what he got and he got it good
Hit right there where he stood
In the balls, yo!

Kicked in the balls!

Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah
Kicked in the balls!
Kicked in the balls!

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Album: Tradizioni (1996) Lyrics
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  1. (Toe)jam
  2. 10Th Anniversary Song
  3. A Christmas Tail
  4. Abby Normal
  5. Alien Probes
  6. Big 'n Round Girl
  7. Blow Up The Bathroom
  8. Bowel Movement
  9. Brain Dead
  10. Bran
  11. Couch Potato
  12. Dead Rappers (Featuring Hot Waffles)
  13. Dead Rubber Chickens
  14. Death Flower
  15. Dice Dice Baby
  16. Do You Piss In The Shower?
  17. Dump
  18. Everybody Dies
  19. Fat Chicks In Spandex
  20. Flatulent Baby
  21. Flourishing Cactus
  22. Fortune Cookie
  23. Frat Boys
  24. Godzilla
  25. Hair Club
  26. Halitosis
  27. Hangnail
  28. Hip Hop Gangsta
  29. Hold On (To Your Lunch)
  30. I Wanna Beat You Up
  31. I'm Bored
  32. I'm Not A Man
  33. Infection
  34. Inflatable Love
  35. Internet Love Connection
  36. It Sucks To Be You
  37. Kicked In The Balls
  38. Let's Do It
  39. Masturbate
  40. My Doctor's A Quack
  41. Necrophilia
  42. New Jersey Lifestyle
  43. Ozzman
  44. Pair O' Dice Lost
  45. Pick It
  46. Pms
  47. Pop Goes The Pimple
  48. Pop Star
  49. Praying To The Porcelain God
  50. Psycho Slut From Hell
  51. Rabid Chipmunks
  52. Rhyme Master
  53. Road Ragin'
  54. Roadkill Lover
  55. Show 'em How It's Done
  56. Silicon Valley
  57. Sleep Around
  58. Slow Painful Death
  59. Smoker
  60. South Park Junkie
  61. Star Trek Life
  62. State Of The Art
  63. Superfriends
  64. That's How I Like It
  65. The Adventures Of Mr. Long
  66. The Mouth
  67. The Psychic Enemies Network
  68. Theory
  69. They Must Die
  70. Things That Make You Go...
  71. Thump Music
  72. Wedgies
  73. Fuecu (Intra Sta Casa)
  74. Reggae Internazzionale
  75. Me Basta Lu Sule
  76. Punnu Ieu
  77. Chiappalu
  78. Turcinieddhri
  79. T'à Sciuta Bona (Ma Crai?)
  80. La Romanella
  81. La Vita E' Misteriosa
  82. Sulu Pe Lu Reggae
  83. Paisi Maledetti (Bonus Track)
  84. Soul Train


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