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Dice Dice Baby


by Sud Sound System. Buy album CD: Tradizioni


(parody of "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice)

[chorus]
Dice Dice Baby
Dice Dice Baby

He can't stop, can he be clean? Never
Dice is back and he's hornier than ever
Steps to the mic but he don't say nothin'
When he starts talking he still says nothin'
Will he ever stop? Yo, I doubt it
People gather 'round let me tell you about it
Sick, he'd be a genius, 'though
If his I.Q. was as big as his ego
Jokes, he doesn't know how to write 'em
Can't write a one, but he knows how to bite 'em
Insults, that's all he pours on
Thinks he's the best but he's dressed like a moron
Light it and smoke it, he's gonna die soon
Wraps his arm around his head just like a baboon
If there's a dirty joke bet he knows it
Watch his career as the Dice man blows it

[chorus]

Always huffin' and puffin'
Like the Big Bad Wolf, but he ain't sayin' nothing
Now that he's known he's no longer funny
Harder to stop than the Energizer Bunny
Hates you, if you're not just like him
But I'd kill myself before I acted like him
Life ain't fair, his head's real dense
But he's makin' money I'm not even makin' sense
Leather, is all he wears
With his George Jetson snap-on hair
Women can't stand him, eMpTyV banned him
What about his movie? It left him stranded
Music, hates songs like this one
He wears studs 'cause he thinks he's one
He'll insult you if he gets the chance
His fairy tales insult you're intellegence
All he talks about are girls in bikinis
In real life his girls wear beanies
Live, he's more than rude
Spice has a rhyme about Dice with an attitude
If he was funny it'd be different
But his tapes sound worse than the ones in his basement
Posse, called Sudden Death
I better hurry up 'cause I'm runnin' out of breath
No respect for anything
Dice is convinced he was born to be king
Babble on and on, man, king of what?
His entire second tape is proof that he's nuts
I wanna check him out when he turns 81
Will he be the same with no hair and a big butt
If there's a dirty joke, bet he knows it
Watch his career as the Dice man blows it

[chorus]

Take heed, he's a comical monster
Dice is a man that does what he wants to
Fine, let him speak his wind
It'll keep him happy, out of our skin
'Cause the man's like a new born baby
Cryin' and crappin', driving me crazy
Give the man a pacifier, tell him it's a cigarrette
'Cause if you don't, then he'll wanna get
On stage, and give you his routine
Talk like a drug addict, walk like a chimpanzee
Goodbye, go find your brain
If his life was a ring he'd throw it down the drain
Lost respect and he lost it fast
Magnified by the fact that he has no class
If there's a dirty joke bet he knows it
Watch his career as the Dice man blows it

[chorus]
[chorus]



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Album: Tradizioni (1996) Lyrics
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  1. (Toe)jam
  2. 10Th Anniversary Song
  3. A Christmas Tail
  4. Abby Normal
  5. Alien Probes
  6. Big 'n Round Girl
  7. Blow Up The Bathroom
  8. Bowel Movement
  9. Brain Dead
  10. Bran
  11. Couch Potato
  12. Dead Rappers (Featuring Hot Waffles)
  13. Dead Rubber Chickens
  14. Death Flower
  15. Dice Dice Baby
  16. Do You Piss In The Shower?
  17. Dump
  18. Everybody Dies
  19. Fat Chicks In Spandex
  20. Flatulent Baby
  21. Flourishing Cactus
  22. Fortune Cookie
  23. Frat Boys
  24. Godzilla
  25. Hair Club
  26. Halitosis
  27. Hangnail
  28. Hip Hop Gangsta
  29. Hold On (To Your Lunch)
  30. I Wanna Beat You Up
  31. I'm Bored
  32. I'm Not A Man
  33. Infection
  34. Inflatable Love
  35. Internet Love Connection
  36. It Sucks To Be You
  37. Kicked In The Balls
  38. Let's Do It
  39. Masturbate
  40. My Doctor's A Quack
  41. Necrophilia
  42. New Jersey Lifestyle
  43. Ozzman
  44. Pair O' Dice Lost
  45. Pick It
  46. Pms
  47. Pop Goes The Pimple
  48. Pop Star
  49. Praying To The Porcelain God
  50. Psycho Slut From Hell
  51. Rabid Chipmunks
  52. Rhyme Master
  53. Road Ragin'
  54. Roadkill Lover
  55. Show 'em How It's Done
  56. Silicon Valley
  57. Sleep Around
  58. Slow Painful Death
  59. Smoker
  60. South Park Junkie
  61. Star Trek Life
  62. State Of The Art
  63. Superfriends
  64. That's How I Like It
  65. The Adventures Of Mr. Long
  66. The Mouth
  67. The Psychic Enemies Network
  68. Theory
  69. They Must Die
  70. Things That Make You Go...
  71. Thump Music
  72. Wedgies
  73. Fuecu (Intra Sta Casa)
  74. Reggae Internazzionale
  75. Me Basta Lu Sule
  76. Punnu Ieu
  77. Chiappalu
  78. Turcinieddhri
  79. T'à Sciuta Bona (Ma Crai?)
  80. La Romanella
  81. La Vita E' Misteriosa
  82. Sulu Pe Lu Reggae
  83. Paisi Maledetti (Bonus Track)
  84. Soul Train

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