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Old Dun Cow


by St. Patrick's Day. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - W


Some friends and I in a public house
Was playing a game of chance one night
When into the pub a fireman ran
His face all a chalky white.
"What's up", says Brown, "Have you seen a ghost,
Or have you seen your Aunt Mariah?"
"Me Aunt Mariah be buggered!", says he,
"The bleedin' pub's on fire!"

And there was Brown upside down
Lappin'' up the whiskey on the floor.
"Booze, booze!" The firemen cried
As they came knockin' on the door (clap clap)
Oh don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up
And somebody shouted MacIntyre! MACINTYRE!
And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire.

"Oh well," says Brown, "What a bit of luck.
Everybody follow me.
And it's down to the cellar
If the fire's not there
Then we'll have a grand old spree."
So we went on down after good old Brown
The booze we could not miss
And we hadn't been there ten minutes or more
Till we were quite pissed.
Then, Smith walked over to the port wine tub
And gave it just a few hard knocks (clap clap)
Started takin' off his pantaloons
Likewise his shoes and socks.
"Hold on, " says Brown, "that ain't allowed
Ya cannot do that thing here.
Don't go washin' trousers in the port wine tub
When we got Guinness beer."

Then there came from the old back door
The Vicar of the local church.
And when he saw our drunken ways,
He began to scream and curse.
"Ah, you drunken sods! You heathen clods!
You've taken to a drunken spree!
You drank up all the Benedictine wine
And you didn't save a drop for me!"

And then there came a mighty crash
Half the bloody roof caved in.
We were almost drowned in the firemen's hose
But still we were gonna stay.
So we got some tacks and some old wet sacks
And we nailed ourselves inside
And we sat drinking the finest Rum
Till we were bleary-eyed.

Later that night, when the fire was out
We came up from the cellar below.
Our pub was burned. Our booze was drunk.
Our heads was hanging low.
"Oh look", says Brown with a look quite queer.
Seems something raised his ire.
"Now we gotta get down to Murphy's Pub,
It closes on the hour!"




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Album: Other Songs A - W Lyrics
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  1. A Great Day For The Irish
  2. A Little Bit Of Heaven
  3. All For Me Grog
  4. An Irish Lullaby
  5. Becky`s St. Patrick's Day
  6. Beer, Beer, Beer
  7. By Killarney's Lakes And Fells
  8. By The Rising Of The Moon
  9. Carol
  10. Dinner For Two
  11. Donald, Where's Your Trousers?
  12. Eensy Weensy Leprechaun
  13. Finnegan's Wake
  14. Five Little Shamrocks
  15. Furagone's Wake
  16. Galway Bay
  17. Grot
  18. Happy Birthday From Ireland
  19. Health To The Company
  20. I Am An Ape
  21. I Should Watch Tv
  22. I Wish I Were An Oscar Meyer Wiener
  23. I'm A Little Leprechaun
  24. I'm A Little Teapot
  25. I'm Looking Over A Four-Leaf Clover
  26. Ice Age
  27. If I Had A Million Ducats
  28. Irish Ballad
  29. Irish Eyes
  30. Isn't It Grand Boys
  31. Johnny At The Door
  32. Johnny Jump Up
  33. Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ye
  34. Join The British Army
  35. Jug Of Punch
  36. Krokodil
  37. Lake Isle Of Innisfree
  38. Landmines
  39. Lanigan's Ball
  40. Leprechaun Stew
  41. Leprechaun Where Are You?
  42. Lightning
  43. Lucky The Leprechaun
  44. Mary Had A Little Lamb
  45. My Wild Irish Rose
  46. Oh Danny Boy
  47. Oh My God
  48. Oh, Did You Ne'er Hear Of The Blarney
  49. Old Dun Cow
  50. Optimist
  51. Outside Of Space & Time
  52. Paddy McCollough
  53. Patriot Game
  54. Peg O' My Heart
  55. Rainbow Bridge
  56. Rattlin' Bog (Bog Down In The Valley)
  57. Rocky Road To Dublin
  58. Rosin The Beau
  59. Saint Patrick Was A Gentleman
  60. Satisfied
  61. Shamrock
  62. Skip To My Lou
  63. St. Patrick's Day (by John Mayer)
  64. Sweeney's Pub
  65. That's An Irish Lullaby
  66. The Antidote
  67. The Bear Went Over The Mountain
  68. The Dear Little Shamrock
  69. The Leprechaun (Fingerplay)
  70. The Leprechaun (You're No Irish Laddie!)
  71. The Leprechaun Song
  72. The Orange And The Green
  73. The Parting Glass
  74. The Scotsman
  75. The Shamrock Song!
  76. The Unicorn Song
  77. There Was A Little Leprechaun
  78. These Days
  79. To Find A Four Leaf Clover
  80. Tune Of “We Are The Dinosaurs”
  81. Wee Little Patrick
  82. Weekend In The Dust
  83. When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
  84. Whiskey In The Jar
  85. Wild Kitty
  86. Wild Mountain Thyme

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