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by Stephen Lynch. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - SPE

Baby - Stephen Lynch
This is for my little girl
My lady gives birth today
I run to her room right away
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
I look at my newborn and say

Damn that's an ugly baby
Damn that's an ugly ass baby
I'm feeling quite concerned
My semen must have turned
'Cause damn that's an ugly baby

I can't believe this came from me
I think her mom did too much LSD
She's skinny like a twig
At least her nuts are big
But the placenta is cuter than she

Damn that's an ugly baby
God damn that's an ugly ass baby
I can't take her home today
She'll scare the dog away
'cause damn that's an ugly baby

And when she smiles I find
Shane McGowen comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
When I look into her good eye
I always wanted kids
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
Then the doctor calls me in
Mr. Lynch she has a twin

Damn that's a good-lookin' baby
One for two on the good lookin' babies
I almost start to weep
Now this one we can keep
Cause that was an ugly ass...

Damn that's an ugly baby (x4)
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank god just one nose, but it's on her left thigh
Now doctor I am asking you guy to guy
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?
Oh no, not me!
I don't want no ugly baby!
I said damn that's an ugly ass baby
Damn that's an ugly ass baby...

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Album: Other Songs A - SPE Lyrics
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  1. A Month Dead
  2. Albino
  3. Baby
  4. Beelz
  5. Bowling Song
  6. Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
  7. Classic Rock Song
  8. Craig
  9. D And D
  10. D&d (2005 Bonus Version)
  11. Drink You Pretty
  12. Full Blown Aids
  13. Hair
  14. Halloween
  15. Hermaphrodite
  16. If I Were Gay
  17. If I Were Gay (Live)
  18. In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
  19. Intro (A Tribute To Multigrain Bun)
  20. Intro (Curly Mcdimple)
  21. Intro (Gortengar Trail)
  22. Intro (Super Karate Monkey Death Car)
  23. Jim Henson's Dead
  24. Kill A Kitten
  25. Little Asian Man
  26. Little Tiny Moustache
  27. Love Song
  28. Lullaby
  29. Mixer At Delta Chi
  30. Mother's Day
  31. Mother's Day Song
  32. Not Home
  33. Oh Binladin
  34. Pierre
  35. R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
  36. Special Fred
  37. Special Olympics


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