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The most offensive song ever by Southpark  

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The most offensive song ever Howdy-ho
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared
He said you are to be the Virgin Mother and
Mary thought that was weird

(Mary said, "I'm not a virgin, I blew a guy last year.)
But then Gabriel said to Mary my child have no fear

(Cause you can suck any dick you want,)
And still be a virgin, Mary!

(You can suck any dick you want,)
And still not be considered flawed.

(I know you'd like to play, and suck right through the night.)
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

There's was no room at the inn when Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see
(.....mph....)

Since she had no money
(and she needed a place to sleep,)
Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep.

(Cause you can suck any dick you want,)
And still be a virgin, Mary!

(You can suck any dick you want,)
And still be the Mother of Christ

If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin
(So suck a dick and get a room tonight.)

Then three wise men did appear, bearing gifts of mer and such
They said that they had followed a star and missed a woman's touch
(Mary said,"It's such a tragedy I cannot take them to bed.")

But again, Gabriel appeared to her and this what he said

(You can suck any dick you want,)
And still be a virgin, Mary!

(You can suck any dick you want,)
Of everyone in the nation

(Fellatio ain't a sin. so have a dildo 3 miles in)
And you'll still be a virgin
(If they don't come in your pussy.)

(You can suck any dick you want)
And still be a virgin, Mary!

(You can take it from the ox and the lamb)
And even the little drummer boy

Folks will remember your name quick
(For deep throating the biggest dick)
Means peace on Earth and Joy!!

(because sucking dick)
Brings peace on Earth and Joy!!

(You can suck my dick!)


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