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Merry Fucking Christmas

by Southpark. Buy album CD: Other Songs I39 - W

(Mr. Garrison)
I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East.
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus.
They have different religious beliefs.

They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday,
and so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there, mister Muslim!
Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
Put down that book the Koran,
and here's some holiday wishes..
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass,
And fuckin' celebrate.

There is no holiday season,
In India, I've heard.
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd.

They never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about.
And that is why every December,
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there, mister Hinduist!
Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
Drink eggnog and eat some beef,
And pass it to the missus..
*Hindu music*
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' birthday.
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And fuckin' celebrate.

Now I've heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin.
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th,
All they do is eat a cake.
And that is why I go to Japan,
And walk around and say...

HEY THERE, mister Shintoist!
Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass,
You infidelic pagan scum!
*Japanese music*
In case you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do.
So let's all rejoice for Jesus,
Merry Fuckin' Christmas, ta you.

On Christmas Day..
I travel around the world and say..
Daoists, Christians, Buddists,
and all you Atheists, too!
Merry Fuckin' Christma-aaaaas,
To yooo-oouuu!

*small clapping sound*

Thank you, Mr. Hat.

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  2. I'm Super
  3. I'm super - big gay al
  4. In the ghetto (cartman's version)
  5. It happened in sun valley
  6. It's a rockin' world
  7. It's Easy Mmkay
  8. Jew
  9. Kenny Goes To Hell (Hell Isn't Good)
  10. Kenny's dead
  11. Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch
  12. Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch
  13. Kyle's Mom's A Bitch
  14. La Resistance
  15. La resistance (medley)
  16. La resistance (reprise)
  17. La resistance reprise (mole’s death)
  18. Lemmiwink's Song
  19. Lemmiwinks
  20. Let's Fight Love
  21. Little boy you're going to hell!
  22. Lonely jew
  23. Love gravy
  24. Make It Right
  25. Mentally Dull [think Tank Remix]
  26. Mephesto and kevin
  27. Mephisto and kevin
  28. Merry Fucking Christmas
  29. Mora Nisse Volvo 142
  30. Mountain town
  31. Mountain town (bigger longer and uncut)
  32. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
  33. Mr. hanky the christmas poo: early '50s...
  34. No kitty, this is my potpie
  35. No substitute
  36. Nowhere to run
  37. O tannenbaum
  38. Oh Holy Night
  39. Onkelficker
  40. Prostitute Song
  41. Redneck mountain town
  42. Saddam-i can change
  43. Santa claus is on his way
  44. Satan-Up There
  45. Sexual harassment panda
  46. Simultaneous
  47. South park opening theme(movie)
  48. South park theme
  49. Special in our own way
  50. Stan's song
  51. Stan's Wendy Songs
  52. Suck My Balls Mr.Garrison(From The Movie)
  53. Swiss colony beef log
  54. Taco Flavoured Kisses
  55. Taco-Flavored Kisses (Megamix)
  56. The beer song
  57. The Canadian Prime Minister
  58. The Dreidle Song
  59. The f word
  60. The lonely jew on christmas
  61. The most offensive song ever
  62. Third Grade
  63. Tonight is right for love
  64. Towile quotes
  65. Uncle Fucka (By Terrence And Phillip)
  66. Uncle Fucka (Rap Version)
  67. Uncle fucker
  68. Up there
  69. Vote Or Die
  70. Wake up wendy!
  71. We three kings
  72. Wendy's Cunt Song
  73. Wendy's Fingerbang Audition
  74. What the hell child is this?
  75. What would brian boitano do 2
  76. What Would Brian Boitano Do?
  77. What Would Brian Boitano Do? (End Credits)
  78. What would brian boitano do? pt ii
  79. What Would Brian Boytanno Do(End Credits)
  80. Wild Wild West - Cartman
  81. Will they die 4 you?
  82. Wishing tree


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