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Shenanigans


by S.o.d.. Buy album CD: Speak English Or Die


It's just another Saturday Hanging out at DBA
All I came for was whisky and a bunch of pints
I have a drink or two or three And I feel like I'm on TV
'Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye
I make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump jock
The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face
Well now he started, but I'll finish
But first I'll have another Guinness
Fighting's such a boring thing I gave it up, I always win

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!

Another guy, another day. Why won't this guy just go away
Talk my ear off and I don't want to smell your breath
You like my band, I understand When you say, "I love you man"
Can't I have just a minute to go take a piss?
The he asks me if I'm saved And do I walk with God each day
No way man, I have always been down with sin
He tells me God loves all of us as I get back on the bus
'Cause God just told me I was gonna get my dick sucked!
Good for you, you're born again Yuppie Young Republican

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!

Being straight makes you happy Stay the fuck away from me
So you're gay, oh happy day And you don't smoke, that's just great
And eating meat, oh God forbid
You'll be more fun when you're dead

Another time, far away, I'm in Tampa, FLA
I saw my friends and we went out and got really drunk
Got in the car and drove around
And passed the Yankees training ground
We drove up close and then I went and hopped the fence
I ran around the bases twice and thought the on-deck mat was nice
I put it back though and ran back out to meet my friends
The cops were there, they saw the tape
Straight to jail at any rate
Three month later Howard Stern got George to drop the case!

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!



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Album: Speak English Or Die (1985) Lyrics
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  1. Aren't You Hungry?
  2. Ballad Of Mike Hutchens
  3. Ballad Of Phil Hartman
  4. Bigger Than The Devil
  5. Black War
  6. Celtic Frosted Flakes
  7. Charlie Don't Cheat
  8. Douche Crew
  9. Every Tiny Molecule (We All Eat Shit)
  10. Frankenstein And His Horse
  11. Free Dirty Needles
  12. Kill The Assholes
  13. King At The King / Evil Is In
  14. L.A.T.K.C.H.
  15. Make Room, Make Room
  16. March Of The S.O.D.
  17. Moment Of Truth
  18. Monkeys Rule
  19. Noise That's What
  20. Shenanigans
  21. Skool Bus
  22. Speak English Or Die! [Live]
  23. The Crackhead Song
  24. The Song That Won't Go Fast
  25. We All Bleed Red
  26. Xerox
  27. Sargent "D" And The S.O.D.
  28. Kill Yourself
  29. Milano Mosh
  30. Speak English Or Die
  31. United Forces
  32. Chromatic Death
  33. Pi Alpha Nu
  34. Anti-Procrastination Song
  35. What's That Noise?
  36. Freddy Krueger
  37. Milk
  38. Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues
  39. Pussywhipped
  40. Fist Banging Mania
  41. No Turning Back
  42. Fuck The Middle East
  43. Douche Crew (D.C.)
  44. Hey Gordy!!
  45. The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix
  46. Diamonds And Rust

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