The Twelve Gifts of Christmas Lyrics

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The Twelve Gifts of Christmas


by Sherman Allan. Buy album CD: Other Songs SHT - Y


+The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Japanese transistor radio.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(It's a Nakashuma.)
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(It's the Mark IV model. That's the one that's discontinued.)
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(And it comes in a leatherette case with holes in it,
so you can listen right through the case.)
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you
can stick in your ear, and a thing on the other end
that you can't stick anywhere, because it's bent.)
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
An indoor plastic birdbath,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,
but not when you get it home,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, although it may seem strange,
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange:
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,
but not when you get it home,
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,
An indoor plastic birdbath,
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
Merry Christmas everybody!



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  1. Shticks of One Kind and Half a Dozen of the Other
  2. Signs
  3. Singin' To The Scarecrow
  4. Singing To The Scarecrow
  5. Small Town Boy
  6. Somebody's Somebody
  7. Somethin' Missin' In The Kissin'
  8. Something Worth Knowing
  9. Son Of A Preacherman
  10. Spanish Flea
  11. Stone Roses
  12. Strange Things in My Soup
  13. Streets Of Heaven
  14. Tenderly
  15. That Old Back Scratcher
  16. That's No Way To Break A Heart
  17. That's What Friends Are For (the Vulture Song)
  18. The Bare Necessities
  19. The Bronx Bird Watcher
  20. The Drinking Mans Diet
  21. The Dropouts March
  22. The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
  23. The Last To Know
  24. The Lets All Call up Att and Protest to the President March
  25. The Only Song
  26. The Painless Dentist Song
  27. The Push Game
  28. The Simple Life
  29. The Summer Sends Its Love
  30. The Town That You Live In
  31. The Town You Live In
  32. The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
  33. Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor
  34. This Airplane Is A Ribbon
  35. This Town Is That Small
  36. Those Bright Lights
  37. Time, Love & Money
  38. Traveling Alone
  39. Trouble In Paradise
  40. Trust In Me (the Python Song)
  41. Turn Back the Clock
  42. Under A Lamp
  43. Up In My Eyes
  44. Waves
  45. We Do This To Ourselves
  46. We Talk To The Angels
  47. Westchester Hadassah
  48. What Lucy Found There
  49. When I Was a Lad
  50. Wish
  51. Wont You Come Home Disraeli
  52. Words
  53. You Keep On Lovin' Me
  54. You Need an Analyst
  55. You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
  56. You're Like A Ghost
  57. Your Mothers Here to Stay
  58. Youre Getting to Be a Rabbit With Me

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