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That Old Back Scratcher

by Sherman Allan. Buy album CD: Other Songs SHT - Y

(parody of "That Old Black Magic" by Glenn Miller & His Orchestra,
from the movie "Star-Spangled Rhythm")
That old back scratcher has me in its spell,
That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell.
Your plastic fingers up and down my spine,
The same old itchcraft when your touch meets mine.
You tame that tingle when I'm all alone;
For I am single, so, to itch his own.
So down and down you go,
Around and around and around you go;
Scratching my unreachable zone.
I should throw you away,
But I never do;
I must give in to itchy skin.
A skin with such a burning desire;
When I'm scratching low,
The itching gets higher.
Oh, you're the scrubber that placated me,
That chased each place that irritated me;
And then, last night, you broke my heart.
Because I sat down on you,
Two hundred pounds on you,
Then, snap, crack,
Everything just went black
My wonderful old back scratcher fell apart.
Yes, you broke in half,
And now you're too short;
I tried Scotch tape as a last resort.
But with Scotch tape it wasn't the same;
The thrill that was wild is suddenly tame.
But, Old Man Sorrow will not get me down;
I leave tomorrow night for Chinatown.
For I must follow Heaven's plan:
Around and around I'll go,
Through Chinatown I'll go,
Hoping to find another one just like you,
An old Chinese back scratcher made in Japan!

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  1. Shticks of One Kind and Half a Dozen of the Other
  2. Signs
  3. Singin' To The Scarecrow
  4. Singing To The Scarecrow
  5. Small Town Boy
  6. Somebody's Somebody
  7. Somethin' Missin' In The Kissin'
  8. Something Worth Knowing
  9. Son Of A Preacherman
  10. Spanish Flea
  11. Stone Roses
  12. Strange Things in My Soup
  13. Streets Of Heaven
  14. Tenderly
  15. That Old Back Scratcher
  16. That's No Way To Break A Heart
  17. That's What Friends Are For (the Vulture Song)
  18. The Bare Necessities
  19. The Bronx Bird Watcher
  20. The Drinking Mans Diet
  21. The Dropouts March
  22. The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
  23. The Last To Know
  24. The Lets All Call up Att and Protest to the President March
  25. The Only Song
  26. The Painless Dentist Song
  27. The Push Game
  28. The Simple Life
  29. The Summer Sends Its Love
  30. The Town That You Live In
  31. The Town You Live In
  32. The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
  33. Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor
  34. This Airplane Is A Ribbon
  35. This Town Is That Small
  36. Those Bright Lights
  37. Time, Love & Money
  38. Traveling Alone
  39. Trouble In Paradise
  40. Trust In Me (the Python Song)
  41. Turn Back the Clock
  42. Under A Lamp
  43. Up In My Eyes
  44. Waves
  45. We Do This To Ourselves
  46. We Talk To The Angels
  47. Westchester Hadassah
  48. What Lucy Found There
  49. When I Was a Lad
  50. Wish
  51. Wont You Come Home Disraeli
  52. Words
  53. You Keep On Lovin' Me
  54. You Need an Analyst
  55. You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
  56. You're Like A Ghost
  57. Your Mothers Here to Stay
  58. Youre Getting to Be a Rabbit With Me


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