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Pop Hates the Beatles

by Sherman Allan. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - SHI

+Pop Hates The Beatles
My daughter needs a new phonograph.
She wore out all the needles.
Besides, I broke the old one in half.
I hate the Beatles.
She says they have a Liverpool beat.
She says they used to play there.
Four nice kids from offa the street.
Why didn't they stay there?
What is all the screaming about?
Fainting and swooning.
Sounds to me like their guitars
Could use a little tuning.
The boys are from the British Empire.
The British think they're keen.
If that is what the British desire,
God Save The Queen.
No daughter of mine can push me around.
In my home I'm the master.
But when the British come into town,
Gad, what a disaster.
Little girls in sneakers and jeans.
Destroyed the territory.
'Twas like some of the gorier scenes
From West Side Story.
Of course my daughter had to go there.
The tickets are cheap, she hollers.
I was able to pick up a pair
For forty-seven dollars.
When the Beatles come on the stage,
They scream and shriek and cheer them.
Now I know why they're such a rage,
It's impossible to hear them.
Ringo is the one with the drum,
The others all play with him.
It shows you what a boy can become
Without a sense of rhythm.
There's Beatle books and T-shirts and rings,
And one thing and another.
To buy my daughter all of these things,
I had to sell her brother.
Back in 1776
We fought the British then, folks.
Parents of America,
It's time to do it again, folks.
When they come back, here's how we'll begin,
We'll throw 'em in Boston harbor.
But please, before we toss 'em all in,
Let's take 'em to a barber.

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Album: Other Songs A - SHI Lyrics
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  1. (Anything) You Choose
  2. A Different Light
  3. Al N Yetta
  4. All That Matters
  5. All The Love A Heart Can Hold
  6. All The Way To Marakesh
  7. Americas a Nice Italian Name
  8. An Average Song
  9. Around You
  10. Automation
  11. Back Where I Belong
  12. Barry is the Babys Name
  13. Beautiful Teamsters
  14. Chim Chim Cheree
  15. Colonel Hathi's March (the Elephant Song)
  16. Colour Me You
  17. Dreamin' Out Loud
  18. Dreaming Out Loud
  19. Driving Into The Sun
  20. Eight Foot Two Solid Blue
  21. Feather In The Fire
  22. Followin' A Feelin'
  23. Fools Like Us
  24. Gentleman Of Promise
  25. Ghostrain
  26. Goin', Goin', Gone
  27. Good Advice
  28. Good Love Comin' On
  29. Green Stamps
  30. Ground Beneath
  31. Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
  32. Hail to Thee Fat Person
  33. Harvey and Sheila
  34. Headaches
  35. Heart Hold On
  36. Heart On Ice (Bonus Track)
  37. Heart To Heart
  38. Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh
  39. Heres to the Crabgrass
  40. Holiday for States
  41. Hungarian Goulash No 5
  42. I Cant Dance
  43. I Just Wanna Be Mad
  44. I Wan'na Be Like You (the Monkey Song)
  45. I Want To Fall In Love
  46. I Want To Fall In Love (So Hard It Hurts)
  47. I Would Walk The Earth
  48. I'll See That You Aren't Woken Up
  49. I'll Wait For You
  50. I'm Asking Her To Stay
  51. I'm Still Fallin'
  52. If I Were a Tishman
  53. In Our Own Sweet Time
  54. In The Meantime
  55. Innocent Child
  56. Innocent Man
  57. It's A Small World
  58. Its a Most Unusual Play
  59. J C Cohen
  60. Jolene
  61. Kiss of Myer
  62. Lake Tahoe (For My Father)
  63. Learn To Sing
  64. Like A Cat
  65. Little Bird
  66. Little Butterball
  67. Lotsa Luck
  68. Love In The Real World
  69. Love Melts Even The Coldest Hearts
  70. Love Unafraid
  71. Lucky In Love
  72. Me
  73. Mexican Hat Dance
  74. Middle Of The Night
  75. Missing The Beat
  76. Moving Mountains
  77. My Aunt Minnie
  78. My Brilliant Mistake
  79. My Dear Friend
  80. My Own Home (the Jungle Book Theme)
  81. My Son, The Vampire
  82. Never Been Kissed
  83. No Ones Perfect
  84. One Hippopotami
  85. One Solitary Tear
  86. Oxygen
  87. Pills
  88. Plan Ahead
  89. Please Wait Up For Me
  90. Pop Hates the Beatles
  91. Pray Forgive Me These Mistakes
  92. Put Your Heart Into It
  93. Rat Fink
  94. Remind Me
  95. Ride ' Em Cowgirl
  96. Ride of Paul Revere
  97. Ride'em Cowgirl
  98. Sarah
  99. Secret Code
  100. Shine on Harvey Bloom


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