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The Ugliest Man In Town Lyrics


by Shel Silverstein
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Handsome guys get girls that are pretty
Other guys make it cause they're clever and witty
But the only love I ever got I got out of pity cause I'm the ugliest man in town
Yeah I drive down the street in a Roys Rolls car
Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar
But you know folks that really don't get you very far
When you're the ugliest man in town
There was a note on the doorstep where I was found
Is said this poor child weighs eleven pounds
So bring him up healthy and welthy and sound
Keep his back to the light don't let him turn around
Yeah all you women you're heartless and cold all you want is my silver and gold
Don't you know I've got a beautiful soul though I'm the ugliest man in town
Yeah I'm so ugly I gotta shave in the dark
The kids start to cry when I walk through the park
The clock stop tickin' and dogs start to bark whenever I come around
Oh oh oh I walk down the street the girls all hiss me
If I died tomorrow not one of them would miss me
Only reason they ball me is they can't stand to kiss me
I'm the ugliest man in town oh yeah the ugliest man in town




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  3. All About You
  4. Better Not Ask Me
  5. Bigtime
  6. Boy Named Sue
  7. Bury Me In My Shades
  8. Changing Of The Seasons
  9. Cloudy Sky
  10. Comin' After Jinny
  11. Crouchin' On The Outside
  12. Dance To It
  13. Daylight Dreamer
  14. Diet Song
  15. Dirty Ol' Me
  16. Don't Give A Dose To The One You Love Most
  17. Drain My Brain
  18. Father Of A Boy Named Sue
  19. Floobie Doobie Doo
  20. Goodnight Little House Plant
  21. Grizzly Bear
  22. Handy Man
  23. Hoodoo Voodoo Lady
  24. I Can't Touch The Sun
  25. I Got Stoned And I Missed It
  26. I Once Knew A Woman
  27. I'm So Good That I Don't Have To Brag
  28. Kick It Again
  29. Lemme Be Somethin'
  30. Liberated Lady 1999
  31. Lookin' For Myself
  32. Masochistic Baby
  33. Modern Talk
  34. My Mind Keeps Movin'
  35. Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh
  36. Paranoid
  37. Pathetic Way Of Getting Over Me
  38. Peanut Butter Sandwich
  39. Polly In A Porny
  40. Rings Of Grass
  41. Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out
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  44. She's My Ever Lovin' Machine
  45. Show It At The Beach
  46. Someday's Here
  47. Someone Ate The Baby
  48. Stacy Brown Got Two
  49. Sure Hit Songwriter's Pen
  50. Testing The Bomb
  51. The Man Who Got No Sign
  52. The Mermaid
  53. The Smoke Off
  54. The Ugliest Man In Town
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  56. Time
  57. Workin' It Out
  58. Yowzah



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