Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh Lyrics

Shel Silverstein Lyrics Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh

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Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh


by Shel Silverstein. Buy album CD: Other Songs F - Y


Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my
Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll try
And when she gets home at night her man will ask her why
Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly lie
But he'll get suspicious and then he will start to pry
Then she'll get hysterical and she will start to cry
And he'll say I don't blame you but tell me who's the guy
So she'll admit to everything and he will say bye-bye
And he'll buy an airline ticket and he'll fly across the sky
And then he'll come and find you and he'll punch you in the eye
Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang himself with his tie
And when she gets the news she'll take an overdose of sleeping
Tablets and she's gonna lie on the couch and die
So never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh




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Album: Other Songs F - Y Lyrics
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  2. Alimoney
  3. All About You
  4. Better Not Ask Me
  5. Bigtime
  6. Boy Named Sue
  7. Bury Me In My Shades
  8. Changing Of The Seasons
  9. Cloudy Sky
  10. Comin' After Jinny
  11. Crouchin' On The Outside
  12. Dance To It
  13. Daylight Dreamer
  14. Diet Song
  15. Dirty Ol' Me
  16. Don't Give A Dose To The One You Love Most
  17. Drain My Brain
  18. Father Of A Boy Named Sue
  19. Floobie Doobie Doo
  20. Goodnight Little House Plant
  21. Grizzly Bear
  22. Handy Man
  23. Hoodoo Voodoo Lady
  24. I Can't Touch The Sun
  25. I Got Stoned And I Missed It
  26. I Once Knew A Woman
  27. I'm So Good That I Don't Have To Brag
  28. Kick It Again
  29. Lemme Be Somethin'
  30. Liberated Lady 1999
  31. Lookin' For Myself
  32. Masochistic Baby
  33. Modern Talk
  34. My Mind Keeps Movin'
  35. Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh
  36. Paranoid
  37. Pathetic Way Of Getting Over Me
  38. Peanut Butter Sandwich
  39. Polly In A Porny
  40. Rings Of Grass
  41. Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out
  42. Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take...
  43. Scum Of The Earth
  44. She's My Ever Lovin' Machine
  45. Show It At The Beach
  46. Someday's Here
  47. Someone Ate The Baby
  48. Stacy Brown Got Two
  49. Sure Hit Songwriter's Pen
  50. Testing The Bomb
  51. The Man Who Got No Sign
  52. The Mermaid
  53. The Smoke Off
  54. The Ugliest Man In Town
  55. Thumbsucker
  56. Time
  57. Workin' It Out
  58. Yowzah

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