Friggin' In The Riggin'

Friggin' In The Riggin' Lyrics

{Ahoy! Skermies}

It was on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you shoulda' seen us
the figure head was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

the captain of this lugger,
he was a dirty bugger
he wasnt fit to shovel sh*t,
from one place to another

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was f**k all else to do

the captains name was morgan
by Christ he was a gorgan
ten times a day he'd stop and play
with his f**kin' organ

the first mates name was Cooper
By Chist he was a trooper,
he jerked and jerked untill
he worked himself into a stupor

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was f**k all else to do

The second mate was Andy,
By Christ he had a dandy,
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock for cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was flipper
he was a f**kin nigger
he stuffed his ass with broken glass
and circumsized the skipper

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was f**k all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was f**k all else to do

The captains wife was mable,
to f**k she was not able
so the dirty sh*ts, they nailed her tits across the barroom table

the captain had a daughter
who fell in deep sea water
and by her sqeals we knew the eels
had found her sexual qaurters

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was f**k all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was f**k all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
there was f**k all else to do