The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions Lyrics

Sandler Adam Lyrics The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions

  Browse by artist name Search Browse by soundtrack
 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions

by Sandler Adam. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - W

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a
prestigious college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in
matriculating here in the fall."
Buffoon: "I got a snake, man!"
Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or even the occasional reptile."
Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way
and that! It was all fucked up!"
Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
both students and pets here on campus."
Buffoon: "Fuckin' Shit!"
Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a
little bit more about your background."
Buffoon: "My father's a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age
Buffoon: "My mother's a piece of shit too!"
Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the
summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to
Buffoon: "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
head way up her ass!"
Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far
exceeds that of a local public high school."
Buffoon: "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of
Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking boner right now."
Dean: "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
nervous tension. I do not take offense."
Buffoon: "One time I ate my neighbors shit!"
Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be
sending you our decision by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "I bet you got really hairy balls."
Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."

sheet music Buy Sandler Adam sheet music
cd Buy Sandler Adam CDs
guitar tabs Sandler Adam guitar tabs
Album: Other Songs A - W Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs A - W" CD
  1. Assistant Principals Big Day
  2. At a Medium Pace
  3. Bad Boyfriend
  4. Buddy
  5. Cordurory Blues
  6. Corduroy Blues
  7. Crazy Love
  8. Dancin and Pantsin
  9. Dip Doodle
  10. Do It for Your Mama
  11. Fatty Mcgee
  12. Food Innuendo Guy
  13. Four Years Old
  14. Grow Old With You
  15. Hanukkah
  16. Hanukkah Song Part One
  17. Hanukkah Song Part Two
  18. I Wanna Grow Old With You
  19. Im So Wasted
  20. Joining the Cult
  21. Listenin to the Radio
  22. Lunchlady Land
  23. Masturbata
  24. Moyda
  25. Mr Bake O
  26. Mr Spindels Phone Call
  27. My Little Chicken
  28. Ode to My Car
  29. Oh Mom
  30. Pickin Daisies
  31. Read Hooded Sweatshirt
  32. Right Field
  33. Somebody Kill Me
  34. Steve Polychronopolous
  35. Sweat Beatrice
  36. Sweet Beatrice
  37. Teenage Love on the Phone
  38. Thanksgiving Song
  39. The Beating of a High School Bus Driver
  40. The Beating of a High School Science Teacher
  41. The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher
  42. The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
  43. The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
  44. The Chanuka Song
  45. The Chanukah Song
  46. The Cheerleader
  47. The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Woman
  48. The Hannukah Oing
  49. The Hypnotist
  50. The Lonesome Kicker
  51. The Longest Pee
  52. The New Chanukah Song
  53. The Respect Chant
  54. The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler
  55. Toll Booth Willie
  56. Voodoo
  57. What the Hell Happened to Me


Song words / lyrics from Other Songs A - W album CD are property & copyright of their owners and provided for educational purposes.
DMCA Policy | Add/correct lyrics  |  Request lyrics  |  Links  |  Privacy | Contact us    © 2002 -