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Lunchlady Land


by Sandler Adam. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - W


"This is a song..."
"This is uhh, This is a new song..."
"It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..."
"The Lunchlady"
[Laughing]
Woke up in the morning
Put on my new plastic glove
Served some reheated salisbury steak
With a little slice of love
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunchlady Land
Well I wear this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
But there's no reason to shout
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in Lunchlady Land
Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reeks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
Clouds made of carrots and peas
Mountains built of shepherds pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
But don't forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease
No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans
Meatloaf sandwich
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Well I dreamt one morning
That I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza
Was a-looking at me
It screamed, why do you burn me
And serve me up cold
I said I got the spatula
Just do what you're told
Then the liver & onions
Started joining the fight
And the chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the chop suey slapped me
And it kicked me in the head
It's called revenge Lunchlady
Said the garlic bread
I said what did I do
To make you all so mad
They said you got flabby arms
And your breath is bad
Then the green beans said
You better run and hide
But then my friend sloppy joe came
And joined my side
He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady
The kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be shakin' her hand
And sayin' please to meet ya
She gives you a purpose
And she gives you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet
And kissin' her mole
Now all the angry foods
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home
Thanks to
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[Spoken]
Well me & sloppy joe got married
We got six kids and we're doing' just fine
Down in Lunchlady Land



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Album: Other Songs A - W Lyrics
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  1. Assistant Principals Big Day
  2. At a Medium Pace
  3. Bad Boyfriend
  4. Buddy
  5. Cordurory Blues
  6. Corduroy Blues
  7. Crazy Love
  8. Dancin and Pantsin
  9. Dip Doodle
  10. Do It for Your Mama
  11. Fatty Mcgee
  12. Food Innuendo Guy
  13. Four Years Old
  14. Grow Old With You
  15. Hanukkah
  16. Hanukkah Song Part One
  17. Hanukkah Song Part Two
  18. I Wanna Grow Old With You
  19. Im So Wasted
  20. Joining the Cult
  21. Listenin to the Radio
  22. Lunchlady Land
  23. Masturbata
  24. Moyda
  25. Mr Bake O
  26. Mr Spindels Phone Call
  27. My Little Chicken
  28. Ode to My Car
  29. Oh Mom
  30. Pickin Daisies
  31. Read Hooded Sweatshirt
  32. Right Field
  33. Somebody Kill Me
  34. Steve Polychronopolous
  35. Sweat Beatrice
  36. Sweet Beatrice
  37. Teenage Love on the Phone
  38. Thanksgiving Song
  39. The Beating of a High School Bus Driver
  40. The Beating of a High School Science Teacher
  41. The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher
  42. The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
  43. The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
  44. The Chanuka Song
  45. The Chanukah Song
  46. The Cheerleader
  47. The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Woman
  48. The Hannukah Oing
  49. The Hypnotist
  50. The Lonesome Kicker
  51. The Longest Pee
  52. The New Chanukah Song
  53. The Respect Chant
  54. The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler
  55. Toll Booth Willie
  56. Voodoo
  57. What the Hell Happened to Me

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