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Dancin and Pantsin


by Sandler Adam. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - W


When I was a young man
I didn't like to dance
I was shy
I'd stand against the wall all night
I'd never take a chance
So afraid
I wouldn't get on that dance floor
Unless I was really drunk
10 shots
But I found a place where the stars hang out
And they taught me how to funk
Real nasty
It ain't too far away
It's just on the edge of town
Nearby
But be ready when you get there
'Cause these folks don't fuck around
You can
Rub your belly with Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your belly
Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls
Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS
Lick your lips
Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen
It's fucking obscene
Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White
You'll see the light when your sphincter's tight
If you don't know how to move
Just feel the groove
And dance
Like you just shit your pants
Spin like a little girl
With cross-dressing Milton Berle
Just give it a whirl, pretend you're a little girl
Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, even more obsceno
Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink
Piss in the sink
Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif
What a relief
Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell
Then spew all over the room
With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum
And dance
Like you just shit your pants
Mr. Belvedere
Fatty Fatty
Finger in his own rear
Bernard King
Basketball, basketball
Showing off his ding-a-ling
Swimming Mark Spitz
Moustache, moustache
Playing with his hairy tits
Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver
Both of them got the boogie fever
Shit your pants
You can
Do the hustle with seven-footer Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love muscle
Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass
Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass
Dry-hump the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it sore
Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink some Ripple
Give it a hearty whack with TV great Victor Tayback
When you give it a whack, don't hurt the nut-sack
So if the thought of grooving is bringing you down
Come to the funkiest place in town
The stars will show you how to move
And dance
Like you just shit your pants



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Album: Other Songs A - W Lyrics
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  1. Assistant Principals Big Day
  2. At a Medium Pace
  3. Bad Boyfriend
  4. Buddy
  5. Cordurory Blues
  6. Corduroy Blues
  7. Crazy Love
  8. Dancin and Pantsin
  9. Dip Doodle
  10. Do It for Your Mama
  11. Fatty Mcgee
  12. Food Innuendo Guy
  13. Four Years Old
  14. Grow Old With You
  15. Hanukkah
  16. Hanukkah Song Part One
  17. Hanukkah Song Part Two
  18. I Wanna Grow Old With You
  19. Im So Wasted
  20. Joining the Cult
  21. Listenin to the Radio
  22. Lunchlady Land
  23. Masturbata
  24. Moyda
  25. Mr Bake O
  26. Mr Spindels Phone Call
  27. My Little Chicken
  28. Ode to My Car
  29. Oh Mom
  30. Pickin Daisies
  31. Read Hooded Sweatshirt
  32. Right Field
  33. Somebody Kill Me
  34. Steve Polychronopolous
  35. Sweat Beatrice
  36. Sweet Beatrice
  37. Teenage Love on the Phone
  38. Thanksgiving Song
  39. The Beating of a High School Bus Driver
  40. The Beating of a High School Science Teacher
  41. The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher
  42. The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
  43. The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
  44. The Chanuka Song
  45. The Chanukah Song
  46. The Cheerleader
  47. The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Woman
  48. The Hannukah Oing
  49. The Hypnotist
  50. The Lonesome Kicker
  51. The Longest Pee
  52. The New Chanukah Song
  53. The Respect Chant
  54. The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler
  55. Toll Booth Willie
  56. Voodoo
  57. What the Hell Happened to Me

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