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Corduroy Blues


by Sandler Adam. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - W


When I was a boy
There was no limit on what I could eat
Shake after shake after shake after shake
Followed by all kinds of red meat
Metabolism runnin' around so fast
My body never gained no weight
That pissed off all my Momma's friends
And made my big-boned sister irate
But now I'm a man
And all that food frolicking has caused my ego to hurt
'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone
I'm too embarrassed to remove my shirt
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother-fucker outta me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother-fucker outta me
And all them cookies I been munching lately
My feets are becoming difficult to see
I believe it was my Daddy
Who led to this eating disease
By calling me "The Little Candy-ass"
When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese
Or maybe it was my Momma
Who got me addicted to the wrong foods
Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet
Would I get to see Momma's good moods
They said eat this, they said eat that
To stay skinny there was no chance
And now when I walk I hear corduroy
Even though I ain't wearing pants
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother-fucker outta me
(You fat fuck, you fat fuck)
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother-fucker outta me
(You fat fuck, you fat fuck)
And all that ice cream I been eatin' lately
My chins alone weigh 203
The diet starts tomorrow!
I have a grapefruit for breakfast
For lunch a bowl of white rice
Dinnertime it's a saltless potato
I ain't allowed no spice
If this diet's gonna work
Tonight I can't eat no more
"Just go to sleep," I say to myself
As I close the bedroom door
Two in the morning, I wake up to piss
My belly's hungry and achin'
Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet
Bring on the chips flavored with bacon
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother-fucker outta me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Make a tub o' shit outta me
And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately
I shoulda bought stock in Sara Lee



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Album: Other Songs A - W Lyrics
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  1. Assistant Principals Big Day
  2. At a Medium Pace
  3. Bad Boyfriend
  4. Buddy
  5. Cordurory Blues
  6. Corduroy Blues
  7. Crazy Love
  8. Dancin and Pantsin
  9. Dip Doodle
  10. Do It for Your Mama
  11. Fatty Mcgee
  12. Food Innuendo Guy
  13. Four Years Old
  14. Grow Old With You
  15. Hanukkah
  16. Hanukkah Song Part One
  17. Hanukkah Song Part Two
  18. I Wanna Grow Old With You
  19. Im So Wasted
  20. Joining the Cult
  21. Listenin to the Radio
  22. Lunchlady Land
  23. Masturbata
  24. Moyda
  25. Mr Bake O
  26. Mr Spindels Phone Call
  27. My Little Chicken
  28. Ode to My Car
  29. Oh Mom
  30. Pickin Daisies
  31. Read Hooded Sweatshirt
  32. Right Field
  33. Somebody Kill Me
  34. Steve Polychronopolous
  35. Sweat Beatrice
  36. Sweet Beatrice
  37. Teenage Love on the Phone
  38. Thanksgiving Song
  39. The Beating of a High School Bus Driver
  40. The Beating of a High School Science Teacher
  41. The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher
  42. The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
  43. The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
  44. The Chanuka Song
  45. The Chanukah Song
  46. The Cheerleader
  47. The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Woman
  48. The Hannukah Oing
  49. The Hypnotist
  50. The Lonesome Kicker
  51. The Longest Pee
  52. The New Chanukah Song
  53. The Respect Chant
  54. The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler
  55. Toll Booth Willie
  56. Voodoo
  57. What the Hell Happened to Me

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