Bad Boyfriend by Sandler Adam
Why don't you pick up after you're done?
I'm not your slave
I'm not your mother
I'm not your maid
I mean I've got a life too
So f**k YOU!
Why can't you be nicer to my friends?
They're gonna be here soon
Last time they were here
You just sat in the bedroom
Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou
Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class?
I only took it 'cause you like moo shu
I'm sorry, honey, about the way I've been acting lately
Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off
I was at work, I wasn't at a bar
I had the beer at work, for G-d's sake
By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tomorrow?
I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you
Why don't you ever take me to a play?
Or a museum?
There's an art gallery two blocks away
And we've never been there
We always do what you wanna do
You didn't notice
I got new throw pillows for the sofa
You didn't notice I had the kitchen painted blue
Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me?
You take me for granted
Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?
I always try to look my best and you should too
Why won't I ever get out of this relationship?
You're such a jerk
The only thing you do right is
Tell me that you love me
Well, I guess I love you too
But f**k YOU!