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Men And Women


by Rodney Atkins. Buy album CD: Take A Back Road


Men and Women – Rodney Carrington


You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue. You have to much power! That little hairy critter you got in you bridges causes more shit than anything else in this world. If I had a twat in my bridges I’d be in a hotel room right now with eight guys, ‘cause I’m a big old hoar. You have to much power. You can ….in the front yard and tell your man: ‘Now you go out there and eat that, when you come back, you can have some!’ You know what he’d do? Whah whah! He ‘d come running back into the house with a chocolate ring around his lips. ‘I did it!!’. You stupid son of a bitch, I was kiddin’. Well, I still get the pussy don’t I? Well no, you got shit in your mouth!
Thank god for hands. I’m 34 years old, I jack off more now than I did when I discovered it. When I discovered it, I loved it: Man, this feels great. What the fuck was that? I can’t see! I can’t see!
How many women masturbate? Look, 10 of you! Horseshit! Is that a 14 biljon dollar a year dildo business I think it is. Then 10 women out here keeping it going. Horseshit!
Women do it. I just do it in private. Found her hanging against the washingmachine while folding clothes. Whooooooooo shit! ‘ What are you doing?’ I’m folding clothes!!!! Shit, and I watched. And then men get all the shit, ‘cause we’re the horny ones, you know? ‘You’re always horny. That’s all you ever wanna do!’ I KNOW! Because one of us had to be. One of us had to be the horny ones. There’s men en there’s women. One of us had to be the horny ones. So it’s men. Women don’t think like we do. They’re emotional creatures. If they did, we’d all in a big … right now. Which would be a hell of a lot of fun.
That’s why men created sports. Men created sports ‘cause they get tired of thinking about pussy 24 hours a day. Because sex is all about find them a girl, getting’ in the little spot. Find her, get there……. It’s all it’s about. And if you look at sports it’s the same way ‘cause men created them. Footbal! Upright through the middle! We put hair on the post is it wouldn’t too offensive. Basketball: 2 hole, 5 guys fighting 5 other guys for a hole. Just like being in a nightclub! And off course tennis was invented by a women, ‘cause that’s just her doing: Back and forth, back and forth….. Which goes back to the power-issue. If there is an argument at my house, my wife can take the puss, run in another room and hold it hostage. All of a sudden I am a hostage-negotiator. ‘Have you harmed the hostage in any way? Press the hostage against the window so I can see it. Why is the hostage smoking white sigar? We know you got demands, what are they? She wants to go shopping. Shit! And a new car. Fuck! She wants a helicopter. God damn’ we can do that I tell you . a helicopter, Helicopter, HELICOPTER ,HELICOPTER !!
Thanks a lot everybody for coming out. I hope you had a great time. I did! Thank you! Good night. Thank you very much.



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Album: Take A Back Road (2011) Lyrics
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  1. A Beer Is Better Than A Woman
  2. A Letter To My Penis (Big Band Version)
  3. All About Sex
  4. All The Reasons
  5. Bad Pickup Lines
  6. Burnin' Sensation
  7. C'mon, Sing You Bastards - Burning Sensation
  8. Cabin In The Woods
  9. Carlos
  10. Carlos, Man Of Love
  11. Chicken Song
  12. Dancing With A Man
  13. Dancing With A Man (Long Version)
  14. Dear Penis
  15. Dear Penthouse
  16. Don't Look Now
  17. Dozen Roses
  18. Family
  19. Farmer's Daughter
  20. Feet
  21. Fred
  22. Gay Factory Worker
  23. Grandpa
  24. Great To Be A Man
  25. Growing Up Like That
  26. He's Mine
  27. I Hope You Die
  28. In Her Day
  29. It's To Late ( Radio Edit )
  30. It's Too Late
  31. It's Too Late (Radio Edit Version)
  32. Just One Beer
  33. Just Wanna Rock N' Roll
  34. Kiss
  35. Letter To My Penis
  36. Lifelines
  37. Little Things
  38. Little Things That Piss Me Off (Radio Version)
  39. Masterbate
  40. Masturbation
  41. Men And Women
  42. Momma's Got Her Boobs Out
  43. More Of A Man
  44. Morning Wood
  45. Older Women
  46. Pickup Truck
  47. Play Your Cards Wrong
  48. Prison Bitch
  49. Prison Bitch(Complete Version)
  50. She'd Be A Millionaire
  51. She'd Rather Fight
  52. She's A Girl
  53. Shoot The Interrogator, Rodney!
  54. Sing You Bastards / Burning Sensation
  55. Snowman
  56. That Awful Day
  57. That's Just My Luck
  58. The Beer Song
  59. The Corner
  60. The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend
  61. The Man Song
  62. The Pubic Hair Song
  63. Tips
  64. Tips On Marriage
  65. Titties And Beer 2
  66. Yard Sale - Underwear Song

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