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Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 11 Of 12) Lyrics by R. Kelly
Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 11 Of 12) by R. Kelly
â€˜Cause he fainted from all the madness
See three guns pointed around the room
He stands and says, â€œI have nothing to do with thisâ€
Then I said, â€œHold up, you look familiar
Do I know you from somewhere?â€
Then he said, â€œMan, I get around
You might know my face from here or thereâ€
Then James says, â€œTake a good look
â€˜Cause you might not ever see his face again''
Twon says, â€œMan, what the hell is that smell?
Somebody done broke wind!â€
And then Bridget starts cryin'
While sheâ€™s lookin' around
I said, â€œIâ€™m sure we can work this out
But first letâ€™s put the guns downâ€
Then Bridget cries, â€œJames first!â€
Then he said, â€œNo, you go!â€
Then I say, â€œJust do it at the same timeâ€
And they both looked at me and said, â€œNo!â€
And then Twon says, â€œMan, let me shoot 'em allâ€
And I said, â€œWe can't do that
And besides man you just got out of prison
And Iâ€™ll be damned if you're going backâ€
And then Bridget says, â€œI will drop the gun
If he promises not to hurt Big Manâ€
Then James says, â€œThatâ€™s what you call â€˜im?
Thatâ€™s his name? 'Big Man'?â€
Then Twon says, â€œMan, is that ya' name?â€
He says, "Yeah," we laugh hot mess
Then I say, â€œMan, why they call you that?â€
And he says, ''Because Iâ€™m blessed''
Then I start shakinâ€™ my head
Put the gun down sayin', â€œThis is too much for me!â€
Said, â€œI canâ€™t take no' more, done heard it all
This shit about to drive me crazyâ€
And then I say
"Man, I shoulda never took my ass to the Par'jays club"
Then Big Man says, "Par'jays?
I been there, thatâ€™s probably where you know me from"
Then James says, â€œHey hey!
Chuck and Rufus, letâ€™s get back to the matter at handâ€
Then Sylvester says, â€œCool but first
Thereâ€™s just this one thing Iâ€™ve got to understandâ€
James says ''What?â€ Then Sylvester says
â€œHow do you know Chuck and Rufus?â€
Police says, "What you talkin' about, man?"
â€œYou said Chuck and Rufus"
Then Bridget says, "Hun, my stomach"
Then Twon says, "Who the hell is Chuck and Rufus?"
Pointed my gun and said, â€œTalk to me James!â€
I said, "Rufus, Chuck?"
Bridget said, "I'm about to throw up"
James says, "Man, my wife is sick"
Twon says ''Man, I don't believe that shit''
I said, â€œHow did ya' wife get sick?â€
He says, â€œSheâ€™s three months pregnant!â€
And then we all said, â€œOh shit!â€
Then Bridget says, â€œHoney
Thereâ€™s something I have to tell youâ€
And then James says, â€œNo baby!
You don't have to say a word right nowâ€
Then she says, â€œBut Jamesâ€ He says, â€œRest Bridget!
While I get these fools up out my houseâ€
Pointed the gun at us and yelled
â€œLeave! Said my wife is sick!â€
Then Twon looks at him and said
â€œMuthafucka you crazy, watch where you point that shit!â€
Then Bridget says, "James, no!"
Sylvester gets a phone call
Itâ€™s Gwendolyn askin' him is everything ok
And he says, "Hell naw!"
He hangs up, then Big Man screams
â€œLook man Iâ€™m just a stripper!â€
I say, â€œA stripper?â€ Twon says, â€œA midget?â€
He said, â€œI strip at this club called Dixie's
And that is where I meet Bridgetâ€
Bridget says, â€œJames!â€ He says, â€œNot now!â€
She says, â€œHun, please let me explainâ€
Then Twon whispers in my ear and says
â€œSylvester, let me do this nigga Jamesâ€
Big man overhears us and takes his inhaler out again
I said, â€œIâ€™m not killin' no cop!â€
James movin' closer to them with the gun
Bridget yellin', â€œStop, stop, stop!â€
And then she says, â€œI admit it! I did it! I paid 'im!â€
Then James cut her off and says
â€œBaby you don't have to say nothingâ€
She says, â€œNo, James I think you need to hear thisâ€
â€œSee I been coverinâ€™ for you a long time
Never said what was on my mind
I even followed you a few times
And when I saw you with her, you act like I was blindâ€
Then James says, â€œWait a minute Bridget
Just what are you tryin' tell me?â€
â€œNot only am I sleepin' with Big Man
But heâ€™s my baby's daddy!â€
Woo, the midget faints again
While Twon anâ€™ Sylvester is trippinâ€™
The midgetâ€™s the baby's daddy, woo!