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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything


by Relient K. Buy album CD: Other Songs THE - T


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We are the pirates who donít do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we donít do anything!

Well, Iíve never been to Greenland,
And I've never been to Denver,
And Iíve never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul,
And Iíve never been to Moscow,
And Iíve never been to Tampa,
And Iíve never been to Boston in the fall!

'Cause We're the pirates who donít do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we donít do anything!

And Iíve never hoist the mainstay,
And Iíve never swabbed the poop deck,
And Iíve never veer to starboard,
Cause I never sail at all.

And Iíve never walked the gangplank,
And Iíve never owned a parrot,
And Iíve never been to Boston in the fall!

'Cause were the pirates who donít do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we donít do anything!

Well, I've never plucked a rooster,
And I'm not too good at ping pong,
And Iíve never thrown my mashed potaters,
Up against the wall.

And Iíve never kissed a chipmunk,
And Iíve never gotten head lice,
And Iíve never been to Boston in the Fall!

(Spoken part)
Pirate Captain's Log, 2002,
Who be this band Relient K?
And why be they so full of contradictions?

We don't know, what he did,
but we're down with Captain Kidd,
We don't wake up late for lunch,
But we all eat Captain Crunch,
We don't smoke,
We don't chew,
We watch Captain Kangaroo!

And Iíve never licked a spark plug,
And Iíve never sniffed a stinkbug,
And Iíve never painted daises,
On a big red rubber ball.

And Iíve never bathed in yogurt,
And I donít look good in leggings,
And Iíve never been to Boston in the fall!

(Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give them a hand!)
We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
and if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!

We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
and if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!



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Album: Other Songs THE - T Lyrics
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  1. The pirates who don't anything
  2. The Week The Trend
  3. Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet (Acoustic)
  4. [hidden Track]
  5. Between You And Me
  6. Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Dying
  7. Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Dying (Wannabe Ska Version)
  8. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
  9. Manic Monday
  10. My Cape Is Stuck In The Phone Booth
  11. Sleigh Ride
  12. Surf Wax America
  13. That Thing You Do
  14. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
  15. The Stenographer (Demo)
  16. The Vinyl Countdown

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