I Don't Drink Beer

I Don't Drink Beer Lyrics

When I'm out driving in my car I like to be able to
Steer
So I don't drink beer
When I try to communicate
I want for my words to be clear
So I don't drink beer

I don't drink beer
'Cus it doesn't make me feel well
And I need every brain cell I've been given
And I don't drink beer
I don't mean to be over cautious
But the bitter taste makes me nauseous
So I don't drink beer

When I'm out walking round the town
I don't want to fall down on my rear
So I don't drink beer
When I'm trying to ride a wave
I don't want to crash into the pier
So I don't drink beer

I don't drink beer
I don't need to head for the mountains
Or wake up in the mall fountain
On Sunday morning
And I don't drink beer
I don't need an adviser
To know that Bud don't make me wiser
I don't drink beer
Oh oh oh oh

I don't drink beer

And when I'me giving my wife a hug
I don't want to throw up in her ear
So I don't drink beer
I don't drink beer
I like being sober
I don't drink beer