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Jerry Lewis


by Quincy Jones. Buy album CD: Ultimate Collection


I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon
And raise big bucks for MDA
Cuz Jerry raises millions every year
And we'll equally divide the pay
I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon
With great big famous Vegas superstars
And that jerk with three trained oranguatans
We'll play real fast and smash our guitars
[Chorus:]
Slam dancing with Jerry's kids
And having lots of fun
Singing swearwords on the air
Yeah, Jerry's number one
He'd say we're number one till he heard us play
Then he'd kick us off the show
But it's too late, we're here to stay
And we aren't gonna go
I wanna do the natural act with Charo
Tango with old men in pink golf pants
I wanna play killer thrashing punk
So even Jerry will slamdance
I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon
And booze backstage with Ed McMahon
Your pledges will buy us lots of beer
So call right now and pledge a hundred grand
[Repeat Chorus]



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Album: Ultimate Collection (2002) Lyrics
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  1. 5 State Killing Spree
  2. All About You
  3. Be My Alibi
  4. Beer Bong Vomitorium
  5. Beer Brigade
  6. Beer Run
  7. Beer Shits
  8. Blowin' Chunks
  9. Boot Party
  10. Brady Bunch
  11. Cereal Killer
  12. Crack Lab (In My Basement)
  13. Darby Was A Martyr
  14. Don't Ask Why
  15. Don't Talk To Me
  16. Downtown
  17. Drunk Tank
  18. Ephedrine
  19. Everything Must Change (with Bernard Ighner)
  20. Fuck PC
  21. Fuck You (If You Can't Take A Joke)
  22. Gun Control
  23. Hate On
  24. Heavy Metal Blackmass / Orgy Of Blood
  25. High Impact Camping
  26. I Don't Care
  27. I Hate Coffee
  28. I Hate Everyone
  29. I Wanna Be A Dyke
  30. Insanity
  31. Jerry Lewis
  32. Kamikaze
  33. Kill Yourself
  34. Killer Ratings
  35. Last Generation
  36. Machine Gun Etiquette
  37. Malicious Mischeif
  38. Murder At The Senior Prom
  39. Mutants (Shall Feast On Thine Carcass)
  40. My America
  41. Nic Fit
  42. No Brain No Pain
  43. Nuke Seatle
  44. Part Of The Problem
  45. Pig Roast
  46. Punker Than You
  47. Safety Pins
  48. Soldiers Of Foreskin
  49. Splatter Punk
  50. Stupid People
  51. The List
  52. Tina
  53. Tour
  54. Ugly American
  55. Under My Wheels
  56. We Are The Drunks
  57. We Rule
  58. When I Win The Lottery
  59. Young & Dumb

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