Inside Edition

Inside Edition Lyrics

Intro: Madd Ball
Yo JT check this out right: 'member back in the days niggas was
skippin' sh*t right you know f**kin' with the hoes and see we used
to kick lil' rhymes and sh*t hey I want you to some of the SAME
sh*t man! ...
JT: Uh! One two!
Madd Ball: Take us back in the days I want you to do this one for all
the boys 'round the way you know what I'm sayin'? Same sh*t 'bout
all those stank b**ches.

Verse 1: JT Money
Hey yo, met a hoe named Sonia
Said "Hey, baby doll, let a nigga get on ya!"
She was with it, but one thing -
She had one leg and walked with a cane
I couldn't tell 'cause she was sittin' real pretty
Bug fat ass and some FAT-ass titties +whistles+
When the hoe stood up,
Trying to balance herself, I'm like, What the f**k!?
I was givin' her plenty play
I ain't wanted to be rude, so I f**ked the hoe anyway
I only did what I could, +grunting+
'Cept for one thing about it, the pussy was good
I threw that leg to the ceiling,
Long-dicked the hoe, and the b**ch started squealing
+"Ahh! Ah! Ah! Ah!"+
Like a dog in pain, then the b**ch
Started cummin' and yellin' out my name
+"Ahh, JT!! JT!! JT!!"+
Then she wrapped that leg 'round my waist,
Held me close and said cum in her face
Now you know I was wit' it
Put dick in her mouth, and the silly b**ch BIT it!
Damn! I pulled it out quick
+"God damn! Stupid b**ch!+
Now I got teeth-marks 'round my dick
I hit that b**ch like a man,
Mad as f**k, swollen dick in my hand
Now I'm in pain, so I
Beat that b**ch-ass with her own cane
+imitates beating noises+
Jumped in the Bronze,
Kept the b**ch' cane and made that b**ch hop home!

Madd Ball: Ha ha ha ha!
JT: And ya don't stop! Silly b**ch won't bite no dick no more!
Madd Ball: No dick, hoe!
JT: Silly b**ch won't bite no dick no more! Crippled hoe, what you
gon' do??
Madd Ball: What you gon' do?? Hey man, that's the SAME sh*t, boy,
that sh*t FUNKY!! Hey man, ooh, lemme pass - pa -pass the f**kin'
joint - go-o-o-od damn! Kick one more, J!
JT: Yo, check it out ...

Verse 2: JT Money
See a b**ch on the bus stop, so I must stop
Conversate a bit, try to slay the b**ch +"Yo, wussup baby, wussup baby?"+
See, I'm a nigga that's out to get it
And if the hoe down with it, best believe I'ma hit it
See, any hoe'll pass
I f**ked this fat hoe with dimples in her ass
On heavy sense, dick hard as f**k
And all I seen was this fat-ass sl*t
I was only crackin' for a little head
Fat b**ch' body slammed me on the bed
Then the b**ch might've tried me
She got on top and tried to ride me +"Oh!! Ohhhhhhhh!"+
Couldn't overthrow her; she was 300 plus,
Big fat greasy-ass stank ram sl*t! +Whew!+
And she refused to get up
>From my chest to my knees was all wet up
Big b**ch was a freak
She turned me over n' started lickin' up my butt-cheeks
+*lapping noises*+ Then I got into it
Said "Please! Don't squeeze my ass when you do it! +"Oh sh*t!"+
She must not have liked the taste
'Cause she stopped eatin' ass when I farted in her face +"Thpppt!"+
But I ain't wanted to quit
I'm on that thing and with a hard-ass dick!
b**ch! I ain't tryin' to play fussy
Pushed her on the bed and took that fat pussy! Peace!

Madd Ball: Go-od damn!
JT: Ha ha, yeah, for 1992! Yours truly, JT motherf**kin'
Money the b**chizer!
Madd Ball: In the house.
JT: You know, yo, for the people out there who be wanna
throw a nigga in jail, the lyrics in this song is, y'know what
I'm sayin', fake sh*t names, nothin' but hoe stories ...
Madd Ball: Fake sh*t; ain't for real!
JT: ... I'm sendin' this one out to my manager Hop, you
know what time it is, Hop! One time for my nigga Madd
Ball, Shorty T ...
Madd Ball: It's your boy.
JT: ... Uzi, my nigga Ram, one time for the whole Clan ...
Madd Ball: Big nose!
JT: ... my nigga Leveke on the beat, Eddie on the board ...
Madd Ball: Blood claat Eddie!
JT: ... yo, Poison Clan's signin' the f**k outta here.
Madd Ball: And we outta this motherf**ker just like that,
haaaaaaaa, ya stank b**ches! This ain't nothin' but hoe
stories, all y'all hoes, y'all know what time it is, you're
the ones we talkin' 'bout! Ya stank fat BIIIIIIIIITCH!!