Ramen King

Ramen King Song Text

I still masturbate
while eating Top Ramen
At a faster rate
in the bigger quantities
it counts as rape
when I'm slurping
at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up
all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
if you got no money
then I got a cheap method
Crack it open
throw it in a pan
and let it cook, b**ch
Now, that's a real education
f**k books
If you want to
make it in college
acknowledge all
the flavors that
we dropping mad
knowledge on these
pussy-ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef
to induce the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me
will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp
and then the fire
If your fully blazed
then the sh*t'll get you higher
Ha, thirty-five cents a pack
three for a dollar
unbelievable pricing
that's the future of
a blue-collar worker
And I'm talking 'bout ramen
the sh*t'll fill you up
when your feeling like an African
Come back when your in
the state that I'm in
And say hots to my boy
Top Ramen