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Rishathra


by Ookla the Mok. Buy album CD: Other Songs 5 - V


Adam: We were doing Mok 1 in the Ookla-mobile
Luis: And Rand was at the wheel
Rand: With gear and clothes and Adam
crammed against the windshield
A: We were gonna filk until the break of dawn
L: We're going to the con
R: Luis Tomas Garcia had his Sandman T-shirt on
A: Rand was driving I was playing my guitar
L: And I was in the car
R: And then we stopped
A: And that's when Rand said,
R: "I don't know where we are"
A: I was trying to get the map unfolded
when I heard a sound
L: I looked around
R: And then I noticed that the car
was lifted off the ground
All: What was going on
how were we floating through the air?
All: Maybe it has to do with that flying saucer
over there?
A: Hold on this might not be as bad as it seems
L: What do you mean?
R: We'll miss the con!
L: What are you on?
R: We're in a tractor beam!
R: Luis looked down and marvelled
at the endless rows of corn
L: "That's a lot of corn!"
A: And Rand beaped out the rhythm
the theme of Close Encounters on the horn
R: Adam was trying to teach his fingers what to do
L: "Na noo! Na noo!"
A: As we docked aboard what appeared to be
an interstellar zoo
R: I turned the car off and we timidly disembarked
L: "We're double parked!"
A: Gaping bewilderedly around this cosmic Noah's Ark
R: And that's when Adam walked away without a glance
L: I peed my pants
A: I couldn't help it
I was in some kind of weird hypnotic trance
A: I woke up in a room with candles lit and muzak on
A: I was lying on a bed with nothing
but my tube socks on
A: I saw a shapely silhouette in the door
L: She was a ten!
R: An alien!
A: I was stiffer than Al Gore
A: We didn't have a common culture or a common tongue
A: We didn't have a thing in common
as I've already sung
A: We didn't have an ounce of mutual respect
All: But we had sex
All: We had sex
All: Sex
All: We had sex
R: And then a hooded stranger took me by the hand
L: "Don't leave me Rand!"
A: But Rand just followed
knowing that Luis would understand
R: She asked me if I wanted latte or Darjeeling tea
L: "I'm thirsty!"
A: They quickly saw they had compatible personalities
R: We had the same opinions
we shared the same philosophy
R: We had the same Snoopy lunchbox
we watched the same shows on TV
R: We both liked movies with cheap special effects
A&L: But we did not have sex
R: ("She said she just wanted to stay friends")
A&L: We did not have sex
R: ("She said she'd write me but she never did")
A&L: No sex
R: ("She gave me her phone number
but when I called it it was a laundromat")
A&L: We did not have sex
A: With Rand and Adam gone Luis was all alone
L: "E.T. phone home!"
R: He was in the dark
and all he could hear was Adam moan
A: Things were looking grim
for the drummer of Ookla the Mok
L: "Help me Spock!"
R" Next thing he knew Luis was on all fours
stripped to his jock
L: I was more scared than I had ever been
in all my life
L: I didn't want to spend the next forty years
as E.T.'s wife
A: Well maybe this isn't quite as bad as it seems...
L: At least yours was a female!
A&R: And they had sex
L: ("Mine was a huge purple guy")
A&R: They had sex
L: ("And he had this huge, long... ANTENNAE")
A&R: Sex
L: ("And these bulging, humongous... EARS")
A&R: They had sex
L: ("It was horrible... I'm never doing that again!")
A: It ended just as quickly as it had begun
L: You mean YOU'RE done
R: It was more confusing than the ending of 2001
A: I had a good time
R: And I gained a friend
L: It was a bad joke but I got it in the end



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Album: Other Songs 5 - V Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs 5 - V" CD
  1. 54 Miles
  2. Aged
  3. Arthur Curry
  4. Bride of Wolfman
  5. Cool
  6. Cowboy Secret Space Detective
  7. Dollar Fifty Movies
  8. Fly
  9. Gorilla Gorilla
  10. Guggenheim Love
  11. Haydn Seek
  12. Home
  13. Jeffs Corner
  14. Just Another Cliche
  15. Lemon Ohs Song
  16. Math
  17. Murder She Wrote
  18. My Brothers Trapper Keeper
  19. My Secret Origin
  20. Number One
  21. Private I
  22. Rats Live on No Evil Star
  23. Renoir Song
  24. Rishathra
  25. Still Cant Buy Me Love
  26. Stop Talking About Comic Books or Ill Kill You
  27. Stranger in the Mirror
  28. Super Powers
  29. Tandem Bike
  30. Theme from Super Skrull
  31. This Song
  32. Three Monkeys
  33. Tiberius Rising
  34. Tommy
  35. View Master

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