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Number One


by Ookla the Mok. Buy album CD: Other Songs 5 - V


I am a gambler
I am Fortune's son
I am the first mate of the NCC-1701D
Well I had an encounter at Farpoint Station
With a little touch of constipation
While I was waiting to come aboard and meet my crew
But when the captain arrived I got this feeling inside
That there was something that I needed to do
And it's true
That when I got to my quarters there was something missing
I didn't have a pot to piss in
But I was too proud to ask an ensign where to go
And so I flashed with a smile and held it in for awhile
And tried not to let it show
But you know
CHORUS:
I asked the ship's computer
I checked the technical guide
But there are no bathrooms on the Enterprise
I've been here seven days
And I can't wait anymore
Pretty soon I'm gonna boldly go where no one's ever gone before
I can't sit down, I'm in some condition
How'd Kirk survive on a five year mission?
This new assignment is getting harder to endure
Cause I ain't feeling so great and I'm putting on lots of weight
I couldn't make it through a three hour tour
That's for sure
And now I've gained twenty pounds and I grew a beard
How could I shave without a bathroom mirror?
If I don't get some relief I'm gonna split my skin
Cause I'm as round as a globe and if I don't launch a probe
Soon I'll weigh enough to be my own twin
My transporter twin
CHORUS



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Album: Other Songs 5 - V Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs 5 - V" CD
  1. 54 Miles
  2. Aged
  3. Arthur Curry
  4. Bride of Wolfman
  5. Cool
  6. Cowboy Secret Space Detective
  7. Dollar Fifty Movies
  8. Fly
  9. Gorilla Gorilla
  10. Guggenheim Love
  11. Haydn Seek
  12. Home
  13. Jeffs Corner
  14. Just Another Cliche
  15. Lemon Ohs Song
  16. Math
  17. Murder She Wrote
  18. My Brothers Trapper Keeper
  19. My Secret Origin
  20. Number One
  21. Private I
  22. Rats Live on No Evil Star
  23. Renoir Song
  24. Rishathra
  25. Still Cant Buy Me Love
  26. Stop Talking About Comic Books or Ill Kill You
  27. Stranger in the Mirror
  28. Super Powers
  29. Tandem Bike
  30. Theme from Super Skrull
  31. This Song
  32. Three Monkeys
  33. Tiberius Rising
  34. Tommy
  35. View Master

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