Clams have feelings too (actually they don't)

Clams have feelings too (actually they don't) Lyrics

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains

But so are kids and old people

Some birds talk, most others sing

I dont see you eating a talking bird


Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh

But so do kids and elderly

I dont see you chop of an old mans feet

Put them in a mason jar and pickle them


No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too

Actually they dont have central nervousness

No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile

Come to thin about it they dont have a face


They have no face, no place for ears

Theres no clam eyes to cry clam tears

No spixal cord, they must get bored

Might as well just put them out of misery


Although the world could be more selfish

I guess its alright to eat shellfish


No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too

I could happen to you, clams have feelings too

I dont think they do, clams have feelings too