Naked Puppets
Moxy Fruvous Lyrics
Naked Puppets by Moxy Fruvous
(Jian)
...just happens to like being naked. There's nothing wrong with that.
(Dave)
Who doesn't like being naked?
(Mike)
So did Adam and Eve.
(Audience member)
So does Grover!
(Dave)
So does Grover.
(Murray)
Grover is...
(Jian)
Now, you're talking, you fucking beastiality nut... you crazy guy.
[pause - everyone laughs]
(Murray)
Well. You came back at him, didn't ya? You told him.
(Jian)
Ah, sure. I taught him a lesson, huh?
(Murray)
There's no...
(Mike)
Anybody else? Anybody else got something to say here?
(Jian)
Well, who thinks...who thinks of Grover as naked?
(Murray)
I mean, Grover is naked.
(Jian)
That's sacrosant.
(Murray)
Does anybody else wanna point out a naked puppet? Alrighty. No? Okay.
(Jian)
And I guess Kermit's naked? Let's talk about that.
(Dave)
Is Barney naked?
(Jian)
Is nothing sacred?
(Mike)
Am I sick?
I always wanted to hear Oscar the Grouch, you know how he comes out?
I always wanted him one time to just to come out and go "motherfucker"
He's got the perfect mouth for it.
(Jian)
Just come out of the gar... he's pissed off for being in the garbage can.
(Mike)
Motherfucker. But uh, you know...it's never gonna happen.
(Jian)
What can you do? And then Liddie Dole intervened...
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