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Huge On The Luge


by Moxy Fruvous. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - STU


Grandpa hated winter
Couldn't stand the site of snow
He got surly and bitter when
Cold winds began to blow
Snowflakes made him dizzy
He hated winter sports
And he wished I'll will
On little kids
Building snow ball forts

Snow angels made him vomit
Snowmen raised his ire
He said, "They remind me of the Kaiser!"
As he stoked a melting fire
Well it rolled round to December
He always wished he'd ne'er been born
But that all changed the year
He got a high-speed luge on Christmas morn.

'Cause he was huge on the luge
When his cheeks went rouge
No fluke in a toque
Sub-zero centrifuge
Look at grandpa cruise
Like a demon on the booze
Not a stooge like Scrooge
But really huge on the luge
He made himself a luge track
He packed it down with ice
He waxed his luge most everyday
Made sure the blades would slice
Took sharp turns without slowing down
That took a lot of guts
Called himself the northern nugget
But grandma called him nuts

'Cause he was huge on the luge
When his cheeks went rouge
No fluke in a toque
Sub-zero centrifuge
Look at grandpa cruise
Like a demon on the booze
Not a stooge like Scrooge
But really huge on the luge

Folks came from miles around to see
This crazy bugger race
At his Olympic octogenarian
Frost bitten feisty face
Then one day, at a time trial
He broke the speed of sound
And to this day his beloved luge and he
Still have not been found

'Cause he was huge on the luge
When his cheeks went rouge
No fluke in a toque
Sub-zero centrifuge
Look at grandpa cruise
Like a demon on the booze
Not a stooge like Scrooge
But really huge on the luge

'Cause he was huge on the luge
When his cheeks went rouge
No fluke in a toque
Sub-zero centrifuge
Look at grandpa cruise
Like a demon on the booze
Not a stooge like Scrooge
But really huge on the luge




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Album: Other Songs A - STU Lyrics
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  1. A Moxy Fruvous Version of Peace of Mind
  2. Ancient Town
  3. Ash Hash
  4. B J Dont Cry
  5. B.J. Don't Cry
  6. Bad Jim
  7. Bed and Breakfast
  8. Beware The Killer Tents
  9. Big Fish
  10. Billie Jean Medley
  11. Bittersweet
  12. Boo Time
  13. Bright Star
  14. Brown Eyed Girl
  15. Canada We Love You
  16. Change My World
  17. Darlington Darling
  18. Down From Above
  19. Downsizing
  20. Early Morning Rain
  21. Earthquakes
  22. Entropy
  23. Falling
  24. Fell in Love
  25. Fly
  26. Get in the Car
  27. Good Date Band?
  28. Gords Gold
  29. Greatest Man in America
  30. Greatest Man In America (live)
  31. Green Eggs & Ham (short Version)
  32. Green Eggs and Ham
  33. Guinea Pig
  34. Gulf War Song
  35. Half As Much
  36. Harbourmall
  37. Hate Letter
  38. Heatseeker Boy
  39. Horseshoes
  40. Huge On The Luge
  41. I Love My Boss
  42. I Will Hold On
  43. If Only You Knew
  44. Independence Day
  45. Intra-Pennsylvania Rivalry
  46. Is It Now
  47. Its Too Cold
  48. Ive Gotta Get a Message to You
  49. Jared (The Wild Boy)
  50. Jenny Washington
  51. Jockey Full of Bourbon
  52. Johnny Saucepn
  53. Kasparov Vs. Deep Blue
  54. Kick in the Ass
  55. King Of Spain
  56. King Of Spain [Cranky Monarch Version]
  57. Kirk King Intro
  58. La Complainte Du Phoque En Alaska
  59. La Complainte Du Phoque En Alaska (english Translation)
  60. La Complainte Du Phoque En Alaska (french Version)
  61. Laika
  62. Lazlos Career
  63. Lee
  64. Losers
  65. Love Set Fire
  66. Michigan Militia
  67. Misplaced
  68. Morph?e
  69. Morphee
  70. Mothers Of The Desert
  71. My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors
  72. My Poor Generation
  73. Naked Puppets
  74. Nature Sounds
  75. No No Raja
  76. Nuits De Rêve
  77. Olivers Army
  78. On Her Doorstep
  79. Organ Grinder
  80. Organ Grinder (Another Interpretation)
  81. Organ Grinder (hidden Track)
  82. Photosynthesis
  83. Pisco Bandito
  84. Poor Mary Lane
  85. Poor Napoleon
  86. Pork Tenderloin
  87. Psycho Killer
  88. River
  89. River Valley
  90. Sad Girl
  91. Sad Today
  92. Sad Today (Alternate
  93. Sad Today (alternate Lyrics)
  94. Sahara
  95. Sailing Away
  96. Show Me
  97. Spiderman
  98. Splatter Splatter
  99. Starman
  100. Stuck In The 90's (Clem)

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