Green Eggs & Ham (short Version) Lyrics

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Green Eggs & Ham (short Version)


by Moxy Fruvous. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - STU


Hey kids, listen up if you want to be sick
'Cause your dinner looks like something from a Cronenburg flick
Think twice before you cuss and shout "damn damn damn"
Let me tell you a story about green eggs and ham.
There was a little yellow man called Sam-I-Am
That's me!
I don't like you, Sam-I-Am
Well, that's fine, that's cool, I understand
But do you like green eggs and ham?
I don't like green eggs and ham
No, I don't like 'em, Sam-I-Am
Would you like them here or there?
I wouldn't like them anywhere
'Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
No, I don't like green eggs and ham
Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
Maybe you can't hear, you got something in your ear?
No
I'm gonna make this perfectly clear
I would not like them in a house, I would not like them with a mouse
I would not like them here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere
'Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-Am,
No, not for me, green eggs and ham
Would you like them if I served them to you in a box
Candlelight, wine and a bottle of scotch?
Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred Penner on the
blaster...
Not in a box with a fox or a house with a mouse
Stop bugging me, you louse!
I would not eat them, no, man, I don't like your green eggs and ham
Well, would you could you in a car, eat them, don't deny who you are
He's gonna like them, you're gonna see
You might like them up in a tree
No, not in a tree, not in a car, would you let me be
No fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere
'Cause you guessed it, I don't like green eggs and ham
I don't like 'em, Sam-I-Am
A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, could you in a train
Or up in an aeroplane?
How 'bout in the dark? We could drive and park
We could listen to the crickets and the pit bulls bark
No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a
tree
'Cause I don't like 'em, Sam, see,
Not in a schoolhouse or a shoebox with a house-mouse or a red fox
Not here, there, and everywhere
Didn't even like the Beatles with their long, long hair.
Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! ...
Well, you don't like green eggs and ham
Oh, Mr. Perception, Sam-I-Am
Well I know that you'd like 'em if you ate 'em with a goat!
I would not could not with a goat
Well would you could you on a boat
I would not could not on a boat
And I will not ever with a goat
I'm not interested in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I should
introduce you to my friend pain
Not in the dark, not up a tree,
Not on your fine china with Earl Grey Tea
No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, husbands and wives - no spouses!
Why you trying to make me eat that?
I don't like it, I wouldn't serve it to my cat
I said already, I don't like them, Sam-I-Am,
I do not like green eggs ham!
Mr. Cheese! You just think you don't like them, so you say
And he's beginning to remind me of Doris Day
You say you don't like this and you don't like that
Well you're starting to sound like a finicky cat
Just try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better than
Two greenish eggs over easy in the fry-pan
And to accompany this fine taste we have Martian ham - pork from space!
Now Sam, if you get out of my face
I'll try that and puke all over the place (good!)
Nothing makes a crowd disperse more quick
Than a great big puddle of sick!

Say...say...not bad, green eggs and ham
I believe I like them, Sam-I-Am
And I'd eat them in a boat, with a billy goat,
I'd eat them in the rain in the dark on a train
In a car, up a tree, they're pretty good, you see
So I'd eat them in a box with a fox
I'd eat them in a house and with the house-mouse
I'd eat them here, I'd eat them there
I'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear
I think you're ok, Sam-I-Am
Well, I wouldn't let you down, you stubborn old man!
Hey, we should share them, eh, we got enough

..Are you kidding? I don't eat that stuff!



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  2. Ancient Town
  3. Ash Hash
  4. B J Dont Cry
  5. B.J. Don't Cry
  6. Bad Jim
  7. Bed and Breakfast
  8. Beware The Killer Tents
  9. Big Fish
  10. Billie Jean Medley
  11. Bittersweet
  12. Boo Time
  13. Bright Star
  14. Brown Eyed Girl
  15. Canada We Love You
  16. Change My World
  17. Darlington Darling
  18. Down From Above
  19. Downsizing
  20. Early Morning Rain
  21. Earthquakes
  22. Entropy
  23. Falling
  24. Fell in Love
  25. Fly
  26. Get in the Car
  27. Good Date Band?
  28. Gords Gold
  29. Greatest Man in America
  30. Greatest Man In America (live)
  31. Green Eggs & Ham (short Version)
  32. Green Eggs and Ham
  33. Guinea Pig
  34. Gulf War Song
  35. Half As Much
  36. Harbourmall
  37. Hate Letter
  38. Heatseeker Boy
  39. Horseshoes
  40. Huge On The Luge
  41. I Love My Boss
  42. I Will Hold On
  43. If Only You Knew
  44. Independence Day
  45. Intra-Pennsylvania Rivalry
  46. Is It Now
  47. Its Too Cold
  48. Ive Gotta Get a Message to You
  49. Jared (The Wild Boy)
  50. Jenny Washington
  51. Jockey Full of Bourbon
  52. Johnny Saucepn
  53. Kasparov Vs. Deep Blue
  54. Kick in the Ass
  55. King Of Spain
  56. King Of Spain [Cranky Monarch Version]
  57. Kirk King Intro
  58. La Complainte Du Phoque En Alaska
  59. La Complainte Du Phoque En Alaska (english Translation)
  60. La Complainte Du Phoque En Alaska (french Version)
  61. Laika
  62. Lazlos Career
  63. Lee
  64. Losers
  65. Love Set Fire
  66. Michigan Militia
  67. Misplaced
  68. Morph?e
  69. Morphee
  70. Mothers Of The Desert
  71. My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors
  72. My Poor Generation
  73. Naked Puppets
  74. Nature Sounds
  75. No No Raja
  76. Nuits De Rêve
  77. Olivers Army
  78. On Her Doorstep
  79. Organ Grinder
  80. Organ Grinder (Another Interpretation)
  81. Organ Grinder (hidden Track)
  82. Photosynthesis
  83. Pisco Bandito
  84. Poor Mary Lane
  85. Poor Napoleon
  86. Pork Tenderloin
  87. Psycho Killer
  88. River
  89. River Valley
  90. Sad Girl
  91. Sad Today
  92. Sad Today (Alternate
  93. Sad Today (alternate Lyrics)
  94. Sahara
  95. Sailing Away
  96. Show Me
  97. Spiderman
  98. Splatter Splatter
  99. Starman
  100. Stuck In The 90's (Clem)

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