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French taunter

by Monty Python. Buy album CD: Other Songs C - H

And now i want to turn you to Sumeria,...787

(music begins)

(Horn Blows)

Hello? ......Hello?!

Hello? Who is it?

It Is King Arthur and these are my knights of the round table,
whose castle is this?

This is the castle of my master, Du eiut of lalamba!

Go and tell your master that we have been charged by god,
with a sacred quest. If you will give us food and shelter for
the night, he can join us in our quest for the holy grail.

Well, i'll ask him but i dont think he will be very keen!
Uh, he's already got one you see!

WHAT!?! He says they already got one!

Are you sure he's got one?

Oh yes its a very nice! uh i told them we already got one! hehe
(snickers behind wall)

Well, uh, can we come up and have a look?

OF COURSE not! You are english Type!

Well what are you then!?

I'm french! Why do you think i have this outragious accent you silly

What are you doing in England?

Mind your own buisness!

If you are will not show us the grail, we shall have to take your castle
by force!

You dont frighten us you English pig dogs!

Go and boil your bottoms! Son of a silly person!

I'll blow my nose at you, so called Arthur king! You and all your silly
English cunnnnnnnnnigits!

TTHPPBPBB!!(making fart nosies with tongue)

What a strange person.....

Now look her my good man..

I dont wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot
trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a
hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

NO! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

ah well unfortunatley, our projecter has broken down, and
the other one is still at the theatre shop, so, uh while I
get Sheila to get around and see if it's ready,
and here's a recording of an inbreaker.

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Album: Other Songs C - H Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs C - H" CD
  1. (Complete)Lumberjack Song
  2. (scripts) monty python and the holy grail
  3. (scripts) monty python's life of brian
  4. (scripts) monty python's the meaning of life
  5. A Scottish Farewell
  6. A song for the sensitive, the idiot song
  7. Accountancy Shanty
  8. Arguement
  9. Argument
  10. Brave Sir Robin
  11. Brave Sir Robin Ran Away
  12. Bright Side of Life
  13. Coconuts
  14. Dennis Moore
  15. Drinking Philosophers Song
  16. French taunter
  17. Hail the colorectal surgeon
  18. Henry Kissenger
  19. Here Comes Another One
  20. Ho Ho F****** Ho
  21. Ho Ho F***ing Ho
  22. Ho ho fucking ho
  23. Holzfäller Song
  24. Holzäller (German Lumberjack Song)


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