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Bizarro Genius Baby


by MC Frontalot. Buy album CD: Secrets From The Future


I had a dream that I fathered a bizarro genius baby.
She's out the womb like, “Dood, why'd I get expatriated?”
Debated at one month the finer points of a diaper,
devised a device composed of a hose and a windshield wiper.
Grew riper in intellect as the months passed, wore a dunce cap ironically,
got fussy once and she summoned me not sonically
but through a series of editorials that she authored,
entitled: “Is MC Frontalot One Of The Worst Fathers?”
Oxford, Stanford, Harvard called, she didn't call them back.
“Tuition & Housing? I'm holding out for a tenure track.”
Distracted by her first birthday party, I hardly noticed
she'd brought peace to the middle east or at least a cease-fire with the POTUS.
And no dust had settled when she'd disproved Fermat
by finding A^3 + B^3 that = C^3 and her sadness
at throwing the field into disarray got assuaged
by a brand new rattle and a mint parfait.

Bizarro genius baby: at first I was elated, but eventually I grew concerned.
Bizarro genius baby: you prove my genes are Grade A, but what of when tables turn?
She had to settle for the Fields Medal but didn't settle well,
all the while cursing the indiscretions of Madame Nobel,
and so well tuckered out was she at this point that she napped,
arose with a whole symphony composed in Bb.
“See dad?” Yes dear, it'll go with the other ones on the fridge,
in between the two Puccinis you translated & abridged,
just above ‘I love you dad' in macaroni/glitter
and the 37 villanelles to mom (but I ain't bitter).
And no quitter was she neither when the time it came to walk:
built an exoskeleton out of gelatin and chalk
which allowed her to run thirty miles an hour ‘round the yard.
You think that parenting your normal little children is hard?
I got scarred, scared, scampered at by holographic artifacts
that she projected on the scene with a machine that automatically
discerns your worst concerns & makes them visible.
She deemed it risible. Her glee was indivisible
from all emanations that the baby would make.
I had to become less hilarious for all of our sakes.
I made mistakes, I'll admit it. Dropped the kid on her head,
destroyed the part of her that thought of evil. Or so she said!
Now I bred this thing out myself in part —
she quoted “reap what you sow




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Album: Secrets From The Future (2007) Lyrics
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  1. 2 Legit 2 Quit
  2. Addams Groove
  3. Better Run Run
  4. Break 'em Off Somethin' Proper
  5. Break Em Off Somethin
  6. Can't Touch This
  7. Crime Story
  8. Do Not Pass Me By
  9. Do Not Pass Me By - Tramaine Hawkins
  10. Goin' Up Yonder - Angel Burgess
  11. Hammer Music
  12. Help Lord (Won't You Come)
  13. Here Comes The Hammer
  14. I Like Big Butts
  15. I'm To Sexy
  16. I'm Too Sexy
  17. It's All Good
  18. Let's Get It Started
  19. One Mo' Time
  20. Pumps And A Bump
  21. Sleepin' On A Master Plan (Featuring Tha Dogg Pound)
  22. Somethin' 'bout The Goldie In Me
  23. Turn This Mutha Out
  24. You Can't Touch This
  25. Secrets From The Future
  26. You Got Asperger’s
  27. Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe
  28. Bizarro Genius Baby
  29. Origin Of Species
  30. I Hate Your Blog
  31. It Is Pitch Dark
  32. Forbidden Planet
  33. A Skit About Robots
  34. Gonna Be Your Man
  35. Very Poorly Concealed Secret Track
  36. Romantic Cheapskate V.2.0
  37. The Omg Skit

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