No One Tells The President

No One Tells The President Lyrics

someday I'd like to be president
it's a job that's caught my eye
I know I'd enjoy being president
and here's the reason why

no one tells the president how to dress
no one bugs him if his oval office is a mess
no one tells him when it's time to mow the white house
lawn
and if anybody tried to you can bet they'd soon be gone
bye bye!

no one tells the president not to slouch
no one says, don't put your feet on mr. lincoln's couch
no one tells him company's here. use your fork and
spoon
unless they want to be the next ambassador to the moon

no one tells the president
no one tells the president
no one tells the president what to do

no one tells the president not to run
no one says there's no dessert until that speech is
done
no one says the press is coming, clean behind your
ears
unless they want to have a time out for the next four
years

no one tells the president
no one tells the president
no one tells the president what to do

she'll change all the rules
the kids'll run the schools
she'll be on the side of girls and boys
she'll fix all the laws
she'll be like santa claus
and her cabinet will overflow with toys

no one tells the president
no one tells the president
no one tells the president what to do

no one tells the president what to speak
ashley?
no one says you can't be on t.v. for one whole week
time to eat!
so when you've had enough of time to eat and where've
you been
I'm heading down to washington to get myself sworn in

cuz no one tells the president
mary-kate!
no one tells the president
come on!
no one tells the president what to do
time to wash up!
no one tells the president
girls?
no one tells the president
I mean it!
no one tells the president what to do
I'm gonna count to three
no one tells the president
one
no one tells the president
two
no one tells the president what to do
now!
coming!
see you on election day