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Hard Wit No Hoe


by K.M.D.. Buy album CD: Mr. Hood


Intro


[I wish I could go along with you but I do have a problem. I've got
my (Soul!) but I can't find my (Damn Hoe!)]

Verse 1


Poor X not only do I headsweat from headsets
Full time Era come at X from knockin' Z's correct
Next step's to count sheep
But too many sheep ain't jumpin' hurdles they sleep
Yeah they sleep I think I'll check a shorter story
Title: Bo's Hoe sound's boring perfect for these
sleepless nights, though I feel quite over-aged
Yeah, I know...turn the page

Verse 2
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[Ha-ha huh...let's begin!]

Book-marks the first page
And reads once upon an age in a far far land
lived three farmers, Tom, Sam and Bo of course
From behind Tom's black fence Tom peeps across
just to witness Sam's crop business
boomin' like the big guy's, but get this
Sam sold to uncles and cousins, poor Tom crams
He sold his to get a fence like Sam (yeah)
Page 2: Sam view's the sight -
What goes at Bo's over his picket white
Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin'
sweet potatoes with his brand new hoe
Bo sees Sam but's not frettin', more sweatin'
Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib, forgettin'
'bout his brand new hoe, Old Mickey D would say Sam's tricky
The plot thickens, onto page 3...

Verse 3
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Top of the mornin', sun's up, skies are blue
Once nothin...then cock-a-doodle-doo
All three knew this tool more than well
Sure beats alarm bells, they induce head swells
Well, clock says Sam's off to tend to his crop
Time says Farmer Tom's off to mop
Bo's up and at 'em, then twitches one eye
for something here is not quite cipher
"E-I-E-I-O!" screamed Bo
"Left on my lawn, now it's gone, where's my hoe?
O woe is me, how will I ever plant seeds
Lay the fertilizer, dig up the weeds?
Plus make true my foremost desire
To get a picket fence and trash the chicken wire?"
By, uh, 100% life gets hard
When one hoe goes from one's garden

Verse 4
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Page 4: Little Bo weeped
Cleared tears from eyes then Little Bo peeped
through a hole in Sam's six foot fence
where Sam was seen plantin' tall and short pea plants
Hence the moral of the fable:
Always keep a boring book on your night table
A Tom is not able
But when you grow up to be a farmer keep an eye on your yard
Cuz with no hoe it's hard




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Album: Mr. Hood (1991) Lyrics
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  1. A Drug Against War
  2. A Hole In The Wall
  3. Achtung!
  4. Adios
  5. Agogo
  6. Apathy
  7. Attak/ Reload
  8. Auf Wiederseh'n
  9. Back In The U.S.S.A
  10. Bargeld
  11. Be Like Me
  12. Beast
  13. Bereit
  14. Blame
  15. Blood
  16. Blood Evil [mix]
  17. Brute
  18. Craze
  19. Die Now Live Later (Born Again Mix)
  20. Die Now-Live Later
  21. Disgust
  22. Disobedience
  23. Dogma
  24. Don't Blow Your Top
  25. Down And Out
  26. En Esch
  27. Every Day's A Good Day
  28. Feed Our Fame
  29. Free Your Hate
  30. Friede
  31. Fuck Me
  32. Full Worm Garden
  33. Go To Hell
  34. Godlike
  35. Hau Ruck
  36. Helmut Mein Helmet
  37. Help Us Save Us Take Us Away
  38. High & Geil
  39. I Will Pray
  40. Ikons
  41. Inane
  42. Intro (Wwiii)
  43. Itchy Bitchy
  44. Itchy Bitchy [dance Version]
  45. Kickin' Ass
  46. Killing
  47. Killing (For Your Sampling Kit)
  48. Kraut
  49. Leibesleid
  50. Leibesleid (Infringement Mix)
  51. Leid & Elend
  52. Leid Und Elend
  53. Leid Und Elend (Phantasia Remix By Bill Rieflin)
  54. Liebeslied
  55. Liebeslied / A Hole In The Wall
  56. Loving Can Be An Art
  57. Me I Funk
  58. Mercy
  59. Mini Mini Mini
  60. More And Faster
  61. Mysterious Ways
  62. Naïve
  63. Naff Off
  64. New American Century
  65. No Meat - No Man
  66. Oh Shit
  67. Piggybank
  68. Preach / Pervert
  69. Professional Killer
  70. R.U.Ok?
  71. Rabble Rouser
  72. Rape Robbery And Violence
  73. Ready To Blow
  74. Real Thing
  75. Revolution
  76. Rip The System!
  77. Rubicon
  78. Rules
  79. Search And Destroy
  80. Secret Sin (sex & Salvation)
  81. Secret Skin
  82. Sieg Sieg
  83. Sin City
  84. Sleep
  85. Son Of A Gun
  86. Split-Apart
  87. Stray Bullet
  88. Strum & Drang
  89. Sturmanddrang
  90. Sycophant
  91. Terror
  92. That's All
  93. The Problem
  94. These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
  95. Thrash Up!
  96. Thumb Thumb
  97. Today
  98. Torture
  99. Uaioe
  100. Ultra
  101. Virus
  102. Virus-Dub
  103. Vogue
  104. We Must Awaken
  105. Welcome
  106. Witness
  107. Wwiii
  108. Yohoho
  109. You're No Good
  110. Zip
  111. Mr. Hood At Piocalles Jewelry/Crackpot
  112. Who Me? (With An Answer From Dr. Bert)
  113. Boogie Man!
  114. Mr. Hood Meets Onyx
  115. Subroc's Mission
  116. Humrush
  117. Figure Of Speech
  118. Bananapeel Blues
  119. Nitty Gritty
  120. Trial 'n Error
  121. Hard Wit No Hoe
  122. Mr. Hood Gets A Haircut
  123. 808 Man
  124. Boy Who Cried Wolf
  125. Peachfuzz
  126. Preacher Porkchop
  127. Soulflexin'
  128. Gasface Refill

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