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Fivetweezy (disco mania remix) Lyrics

Fivetweezy (disco mania remix) by KJ-52  

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Fivetweezy (disco mania remix) Chorus
It's FiveTweezy, KJ FiveTweezy
It's FiveTweezy y'all
That's what my friends just call me
It's FiveTweezy, KJ FiveTweezy
It's FiveTweezy y'all
That's what my friends just call me

I've been gone but I'm back I guess
VH1 dissed me and I'm just a mess
And ever since then I got no friends left
So I'm a throw a fit like Kanye West
On top of that man I want to cry
The other day my mini van just up and died
I was on the highway and the engine fried
Yo MTV, why don't you pimp my ride
Really man why do I try?
I get dissed all the time like Vanilla Ice
It's alright cause you know that I
Git r' done like Larry the Cable Guy
Anyway we came to get ya bouncing
Like Tom Cruise on Oprah's couch and
It's 52 stop mispronouncing
So everybody c'mon and say it loud and

Chorus

Sometimes I can be so nerdy
And I talk too much I'm just too wordy
And the car that I drive is always dirty
And I feel so old man, I just turned 30
I know my brain is missing
I get on stage and start forgetting
All my songs that I wrote I keep on stressing
I should lip sync like Ashlee Simpson
I'll probably never sell a million
But I don't need attention like Paris Hilton
I'm the Italian Stallion like ill Sicilian
Yelling out “KJ is for the children.”
Ok, now here's ya workout
Fitness made simple like John Basedow
Just turn it up till it's all bassed out
And sing it out loud in the place now

Chorus

I got my system blasting
People couldn't miss it when I tried to pass them
In a Honda Civic with the muffler dragging
Shoes off, hairy feet like Bilbo Baggins
Back when I was living wrong
I need to get tipsy like J-Kwon
But nowadays all I need is God
And a mic and a DJ and my iPod
Alright, put your dance shoes on
Everybody lets get your groove on
Cuz I rock the party till the break of dawn
I came to get your grand mama to sing along
But don't take this lightly
God runs things, not Bruce Almighty
He's Jesus, the only one I need
FiveTweezy but y'all know what I mean



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