To His Coy Dietress

To His Coy Dietress Lyrics

Take me tenderly,
If you could salivate, I would appreciate that.
Could you, you could, you know
All that is good is so bad
This fat is teasing me
Does your appetite whet you and let you forget your vows?
I wait on this chilly plate trying to titillate
Tickle my raspberry nippes so gingerly
You want me, I know, I can see by the greed in your eyes.
There could have been others, but none of such sickening size
The sensation is sweet
But time
Passes so [quickly?],
So why don’t you eat me?

Could you encircle me with lips that a-quiver and drip for me?
I’m whipped and I’m stiff and I want to be licked
There’s bits that taste quite sugary

Damn your piety!
What can you gain from cold restraint?
The strain that sings, it’s spilling like cream
How can you watch it turn?
Mmmmm

You want me, I know, I can see by the greed in your eyes.
There could have been others, but none of such sickening size
The sensation is sweet
But time
Passes so quickly,
So why don’t you
Eat me?