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- How Do You Milk A Cow? Lyrics
Album: I was always a lazy one, a Southern Californian But I've some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line So this summer just for fun hopped in my Delorian And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time I thought that I would be hunting and fishing I misunderstood him somehow So far there's nothing but chores here to mention I didn't mind feeding the sows Chorus: How do you milk a cow? (2x) I wasn't in FFA This cow must think I'm crazy up under it this way I'm sitting here a-pulling but there ain't nothing coming out Oh-me-i-ee-i-o How do you milk a cow? I love it here in Tennesse But these farmers all make fun of me Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car So I got myself a four wheel drive Learned to spotlight deer at night And I've got shearing sheep right down to an art One things for sure I hate shoveling manure It gets all over my overalls Them horses need shoeing I hear Bessy mooing so I thought maybe I'd ask you all Chorus: How do you milk a cow? (2x) I think its safe to say a man could get arrested for this in L.A. This heifer must be empty cause she ain't putting out Oh-me-i-ee-i-o How do you milk a cow? This song is absolutely an UDDER disaster I hope I don't get mad cow disease How do you milk a cow? I no longer care I'm getting sick and tired of smelling DAIRY AIR I'm heading back to Cali and I'm turning in my plow Oh-me-i-ee-i-o Tell me how do you milk a cow?
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