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Stay At Home Dad


by Jon Lajoie. Buy album CD: You Want Some Of This?


I'm a stay at home dad
I'm on paternity leave
I'm a stay at home dad
It's just the baby and me

I'm a stay at home dad
While my wife's at work
I got a bottle in my hand
And spit-up on my shirt

Baby wakes me up around 5am
Kickin and screamin until his face turns red
He usually tends to calm down once he's fed
So I give him his bottle my wife gets out of bed

Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready
Uh-oh uh-oh, someone's diaper is smelly
Uh-oh uh-oh, it leaked all over his belly
Uh-oh uh-oh, it looks like mustard and jelly

Kiss my wife good-bye while I clean up his bum-bum
It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun
I tried not to get soap in his eyes
He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry

But if he cries, to make him stop I've got a trick
I'll make funny noises with my mouth like this
(Makes noise with lips) ga ga goo goo ga ga ga
Then we play peek-a-boo it makes him laugh

I'm a stay at home dad
It's a full time job
I'm a stay at home dad
But I like it a lot
I'm a stay at home dad
During his afternoon nap
I watch The Price Is Right
And I make myself a snack

Cheese and crackers!
If I have errands to run I take the van
Strap him in his car seat
And bring his baby bag

I always make sure his seat's well strapped in
My baby's security is important
Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
But I gotta be sure to make it back by 4 'o' clock

So I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah
What should I make tonight? Maybe some pasta
And a Caesar salad, my wife will like that
5 o' clock's the time that she gets back

She asks me how my day was I say not bad
It's all in a day's work as a stay at home dad

I'm a stay at home dad
I don't take drugs
I'm a stay at home dad
I get high on baby hugs

I'm a stay at home dad
I'm like Winnie The Pooh
But my favorite Disney movie
Is the Lion King Two

I also like Ice Age...

That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children
That's right I take care of my children




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Album: You Want Some Of This? (2009) Lyrics
cd Buy "You Want Some Of This?" CD
  1. 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
  2. Beating My Heart
  3. Blue Skies
  4. Cold-Blooded Christmas
  5. Everyday Normal Crew
  6. Everyday Normal Guy
  7. Everyday Normal Guy 2
  8. High As @#$%
  9. I Don't Understand
  10. Loving Me
  11. Michael Jackson Is Dead
  12. Once Again
  13. Pop Song
  14. Potty Training Song
  15. Questions
  16. Show Me Your Genitals
  17. Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina
  18. So Close
  19. Song For Britney
  20. Stay At Home Dad
  21. Sunday Afternoon
  22. The Phonecall
  23. The Way
  24. Too Fast
  25. Why Did You Leave Me?

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