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Skullcrusher Mountain


by Jonathan Coulton. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - T


Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet




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Album: Other Songs A - T Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs A - T" CD
  1. A Laptop Like You
  2. A Talk With George
  3. Better
  4. Betty And Me
  5. Big Bad World One
  6. Bozo`s Lament
  7. Brookline
  8. Chiron Beta Prime
  9. Christmas Is Interesting
  10. Code Monkey
  11. Creepy Doll
  12. De-Evolving
  13. First Of May
  14. Flickr
  15. I Crush Everything
  16. I Feel Fantastic
  17. I Hate California
  18. I'm Your Moon
  19. Ikea
  20. Kenesaw Mountain
  21. Mr. Fancy Pants
  22. Octopus
  23. Podsafe Christmas Song
  24. Re Your Brains
  25. Shop Vac
  26. Skullcrusher Mountain
  27. Still Alive
  28. That Spells DNA
  29. The Future Soon
  30. The Presidents
  31. Tom Cruise Crazy

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